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Playing madden

Term is used when you are about to munch on any amount of shrooms.
Friend: Hey what are you doing this weekend?
You: Playing madden at the beach with some of my friends.
Friend: Oh snap multiplayer?
You: Best way to play it, best part the ocean will be our tv screen
Friend: No Way! How big is that, like 190,080,000 inch?
You: yep all in HD

John Madden 

A fatass who just so happens to be thee symbol of american football. ^_^ rumor has it that he is black.
"Footbaaaaaaaaaall!!!"
-John Madden

"Why do you think black people are so popular? It's because of John Madden. John Madden is black!"
-my older brother; something in that context
John Madden by Dave March 30, 2004

All-Madden Fap 

Run a play in Madden and see if you can jack off before getting a delay of game penalty. It doesn't count if you call timeout and restart the clock, however you get a do-over if your offence jumps offsides.
I'm so good at AMFing that i should be in the pros!

You have to be really really skilled to pull off an All-Madden Fap
All-Madden Fap by Tuckered out November 4, 2010

cocks out madden 

Playing a madden video game with your genitalia exposed.
Ryan shook his erect penis in celebration after completing a game winning touchdown pass on the final play of regulation during a spirited game of cocks out madden with his roommate Phil. Phil and his penis looked on in shame.
cocks out madden by fartonq November 10, 2010

brady madden 

A kid with a huge dick. All the girls love him and want to be is girlfreind. He looks great, feels great, and is just plain Awesome. He is great at sports and is very muscular.
Girl : Omg here comes a Brady Madden, try to make me look good
brady madden by ....... February 23, 2017

benji madden 

um nicoles bffl and everyone else that made a friggin definition about him should back off before she whips out her chainsaw >:O