The purpose of Royal Mail is to piss as many people off as possible. God got a bit bored one day and decided to see if he could make the shittest delivery service in the history of ever and succeeded. I bet I could travel the world faster than Royal Mail can give someone a box. Royal Mail are scamming cunts who will stop at nothing to be total arseholes, and their everyday increasing powers are threatening to the entire of mankind and their cockiness is to be feared.
example to how one might feel after realising their parcel is coming from Royal Mail:
Arse
Bloody
Bugger
Cow
Crap
Damn
Ginger
Git
God
Goddam
Jesus Christ
Minger
Sod-off Arsehole
Balls
Bint
Bitch
Bollocks
Bullshit
Feck
Munter
Pissed
Shit
Son of a bitch
Tits Bastard
Beaver
Beef curtains
Bellend
Bloodclaat
Clunge
Cock
Dick
Dickhead
Fanny
Flaps
Gash
Knob
Minge
Prick
Punani
Pussy
Snatch
Twat
Cunt
Fuck
Motherfucking cuntsuckers are delivering
Arse
Bloody
Bugger
Cow
Crap
Damn
Ginger
Git
God
Goddam
Jesus Christ
Minger
Sod-off Arsehole
Balls
Bint
Bitch
Bollocks
Bullshit
Feck
Munter
Pissed
Shit
Son of a bitch
Tits Bastard
Beaver
Beef curtains
Bellend
Bloodclaat
Clunge
Cock
Dick
Dickhead
Fanny
Flaps
Gash
Knob
Minge
Prick
Punani
Pussy
Snatch
Twat
Cunt
Fuck
Motherfucking cuntsuckers are delivering
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1. Jill: Ugh, how will I get these pictures of my wedding to my grandma in California in time? I know, I'll e-mail them to her and get them there in 2 minutes!
2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?
Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.
US postal worker: I'll take that.
Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.
US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?
Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.
US postal worker: I'll take that.
Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.
US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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