When you want to tell all of your friends how awesome of a night you had, but you’re too drunk to get the words out.
by Eliseisms August 31, 2020
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Katie: Yeah. What about him?
Me: He's totally tubular. MITT
Katie: Well put. MITT indeed.
Katie: Yeah. What about him?
Me: He's totally tubular. MITT
Katie: Well put. MITT indeed.
by mitt September 9, 2012
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Get the mitt fart mug.this is a descriptive adjective used to describe a person, someone could use this word to say that someone is a stupid ass shit face (bad scenario), a girl/boy that has a nice ass (sexy scenario), or a just a really good friend (good scenario).
certain people form groups or cliques of these types of schmuzz mitts (usually excluding the bad scenario people from the group).
certain people form groups or cliques of these types of schmuzz mitts (usually excluding the bad scenario people from the group).
#BAD SCENARIO; i fucking hate josh, he's a schmuzz mitt
#SEXY SCENARIO; damn, look at the ass on that schmuzz mitt
#GOOD SCENARIO; watzup bro!? Us schmuzz mitts should hang out more
#SEXY SCENARIO; damn, look at the ass on that schmuzz mitt
#GOOD SCENARIO; watzup bro!? Us schmuzz mitts should hang out more
by flyingcow101 October 30, 2011
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"When his Irish Catholic father found out that he got expelled, he beat the shiiit out of him with his potato mitts."
"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."
"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."
by written_slander November 24, 2023
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