Wrinkled Beef Mitten

Female Genitalia

What a gorgeous wrinkled beef mitten

by patriotsfan911 November 20, 2010

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bitch mittens

Gloves. Specifically, gloves worn while rowing, lifting weights, or doing any other activity that normally causes a person to develop callouses on his or her hands. Refusal to remove and dispose of these gloves earns the wearer the title "Princess Bitch Mittens."

"Uh oh. Lisa snuck her bitch mittens into the boat again."

by yay_fisticuffs November 5, 2012

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mittro70

See definition for: Turd

Yo that turd kind of looks like mittro70

by chode_lover December 3, 2020

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Mittwoch

Mittwoch, der (mask.)

Jugendwort des Jahres 2020

Wird oft mit einer außergewöhnlich schönen Kröte assoziiert.

„Es ist Mittwoch meine Kerle“

by s(end)nudes(mylife) September 2, 2020

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Mittens & Darling

In a world, where good cop meets nice cop... you have, Officers Mittens & Darling. Their sole motivation for entering law enforcement came from the same cause. Taking down the person responsible for killing their ethnic families. Baron von Grant. Grant, a Nazi sympathizer, is hellbent on seeing through a plan he calls "the Paco-ronus". A badly punned usage of the Harry Potter spell Patronus; where he intends to build a wall along the border. Davis dipping all "undesirables" in the process... Luckily for humanity, Officer Mittens & Darling are both white, and take him out for ice cream and tickles instead.

If it weren't for the adorable Mittens & Darling, I'd probably have a hot Takis up my dickhole right about now.

by PacoElTaco June 2, 2018

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