masterbeaters

A group of four highly trained athletes, rumoured to be ex-special forces, that compete in extreme adventure races whilst praising the virtues of regular masterbation

"You have a date last night?" "No, I was a masterbeater"

" Man! You gotta train good to beat those masterbeaters!"

by Da Running man October 29, 2011

masterbater

Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.

Ed is a masterbater and will masterbate at anytime he can.

by Grim January 20, 2005

ferociously masterbating

beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off

Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleeding

by Laurier November 24, 2004

rasterbator

One who recreates an image using small dots, see rasterbate

shane couldn't afford the poster, so he rasterbated it, what an effing rasterbator...

by poopa32 October 27, 2005

Masturbatory

An adjective describing an image, mental or physical, as being suitable for the use of masturbation.

The way you just described that girl gave me a very masturbatory mental image.

by Beanerman4424 February 6, 2013

masterbater king

he who masturbates in a more majestic fashion than the rest of them. he is a king of masturbation and all the masterbaters ever existed... from 10 b.c he had the crown.

simone: the masterbater king ain't dead yet and he's like 100 years old

by 4 niggas blazed up July 14, 2011

masterbational

A large amount of sexual pleasure

Seeing wendy's boobies is masterbational!

by B.J.08 January 12, 2009