Lazer

A more lazer word for Awesome.

Dude that #@#$ is soo F'ing Lazer.

Oh man, these new shoes are Lazer!

Oh man, how much more lazer can she be! frak'n hot!

Oh man, my fingers where just amputated by a Lazer.!!! So Lazer!!

by Bstrfsh May 12, 2011

Lazer flip

Frontside 360 shiv it with a heelflip

Dude did you see Chris channs switch lazer flip at BATB

by Chcfhbvsbnsbzbdbzbxn August 14, 2015

lazero

A Flaming homosexual with a millimeter sized dick and an asshole as high around as a coffe can. Usually very slow at plumbing or whatever he does.

Damn that guys such a Lazero

by Texasboy1793 November 21, 2017

Staff Blog Lozers

Individuals under the impression that the internet community has an actual interest in their inner workings. Where they ramble on about how fucked up their life is, hoping readers will reach round and pick some shit out of their colon so as to give it to the author.

Topics covered are often classed in the category of: "reasons to break up with someone", "maybe it IS time to slit your wrists" and "actually my goldfish leads a more exciting life every 3 seconds".

Staff Blog Lozers: woe is me, I woke up, got dressed, did a shit, then went to school, learned to drive, met a boy who doesn't let me sleep, apparently pwned the shit out of a n00b but all I really did was show I can outshout a 12 year old, and now I talks about the girl I love, so much you'll want to vomit.

Dipshit Reader: ZOH MY GOD U R AWESOMECAKES! I want to have you children, be your child or be the child you touch when everyone else in the family goes to sleep.

by Blog Hater February 19, 2009

The Peter Luger

While having sex with a vegetarian with the (presumably) male carnivore on top, slapping her across the face with a raw 18oz+ porterhouse.

"I converted that vegetarian to a carnivore after I gave her the Peter Luger."

by steak@wharton April 19, 2009

lazered

Basically meaning EXTREMELY fucked up, from being drunk or high, or in some cases, both. Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT a mixture of hammered and blazed. It's just simply lazered.

Dude, I wanna get lazered tonight!

Jones smoked 10 bowls and drank some 8-LAKs and got so fucking lazered!

by Kabran December 15, 2007

lulzer

One who brings lulz to an otherwise average and boring event.

PersonA: The meeting with the Bobs was so boring until that lulzer came along.
PersonB: Yeah, he made me lul non-stop.

by Lulzer March 4, 2008