Lunch Punch

When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.

Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.

Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.

Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Lunch Pump

When you get molested by a male teacher during lunch hour.

Mr. Gurrola always liked to lunch pump the football players.

by Disteeler12 May 24, 2019

Lunch Threesome

A lunch date with three people

“Let’s invite Sarah to lunch with us, it’ll be a lunch threesome.”

by soapsoapsoap February 3, 2020

Lunch Club

Dead!

person 1: yo why is lunch club dead

person 2: callmecarson

by mifties March 5, 2021

Lenicia

Lenicia is the most beautiful girl in the world. Until she starts crying over nothing. She is very sensitive. But she will make you laugh with her quirky personality. Although she has no rhythm, she is the life of the party! When it comes to Lenicia, its all about "Me, me,me!" You can't get enough of her!

Oh snap! There go Lenicia!

by Empress41491 June 8, 2021

Lunch & Learn Bandit

Someone who comes to lunch & learn meetings without talking to the vendor and with only the intention of getting food.

The Lunch & Learn Bandit strikes again!

by Mr. SWW August 21, 2023

Ludicrous tomfoolery

The most terrible shenanigans any young bloke could commit!

Sir bartholomew nockton the 8th: young man! Stop that ludicrous tomfoolery
Young man: ye man? IMMA FUCKING SHANK YEW MAN YEAH INNIT BRUV IM GONNA REALLY FUCKING SHANK YOU BRUDDA
Bartholomew: please bloke stop.
*sir bartholomew nockton the 8th was found dead in a dumpster the next day*

by fallboygo June 5, 2023