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lube addict

1. A woman who must use lube for every type of sex, even oral sex. She's afraid because she can't produce her own.
2. A man who enjoys lubing his woman up, then licking it all off, (he does this repeatedly).
3. A person who enjoys the taste and smell of flavored lube, (they both lick it off each other).
Now that we're all gettin' older, we should expect to see a lot more lube addicts around!
by peachpie88 September 10, 2011
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Lubey Boner

When a male applies lube on his erected penis prior to masturbation or sexual intercourse.
Woman: I want you to boink me, but I'm not wet yet.
Man: Don't worry about it, I'll have a lubey boner.
by datlillarryb March 23, 2011
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lube-eye

when a person who wears contact lenses inserts their contact lenses, in circumstances where they still have lube (usually the expensive engineered lube, which is very difficult to remove, even with vigorous hand washing)on their fingers. that person will often experience "lube-eye", where their vision is a little hazy, and the eye can be senstive.
Man, I love that new lube you bought, but shit if it doesn't give me the worst lube-eye I've ever had.
by lube-eye sufferer July 19, 2011
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Disco Lube

Any type of alochol that reduces your inhibitions to get out on the dance floor and/or ask someone to dance with you.
Before I ask those girls to dance, I need another shot of disco lube
by FreddyV December 9, 2008
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leche lube

The art of squeezing a females breast milk on your penis, and fucking her as if it was lube.
Nathan has no lube so he just did a leche lube on his wife.
by leche lube June 2, 2014
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Jerry Lubos

The worst fucking teacher at the Franklin school of innovation
I hate Jerry Lubos he hasn’t graded my fucking podcast
by Sexy Mamacita May 25, 2022
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Natural Lube

When one coats the penis or vagina in semen to lube that area up.
My girlfroend amd I had so much sex last night I used my natural lube with her.
by hehehehehehehehehehehehehehepl September 16, 2012
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