Lombitude

A life philosophy

J'ai la Lombitude à lair

by Average.Dumbass August 2, 2023

Lolita bed for Girls

A short-lived furniture offering from the former Woolworth PLC in the United Kingdom. Aimed at six-year-old ladies, the product was hastily withdrawn once someone actually thought to look up whom exactly "Lolita" was.

On 1 Feb 2008, bedroom furniture for young girls with the brand name Lolita was withdrawn by Woolworths following complaints. All irrelevant now, as Woolworths PLC went into administration on 27 January 2009 and was officially dissolved on 13 October 2015 - leaving no way to actually order the Lolita Bed for Girls.

by bitchuck August 30, 2024

LOLITFAILED

Mumbo jumbo's rockets in Hermitcraft season 8. It is an acronym for Lunar Obliterating Launcher. It's The Fastest Astronautical Interspace Long-range Explosion Device used during the Big moon incident in an attempt to destroy the moon that was going to crash into Boatem town

I thought the initial LOL was bad but the acronym for this is LOLITFAILED. I mean imagine calling your missile LOLITFAILED!....

by anonymous October 15, 2023

LOLITFAILED

Mumbo jumbo's rockets in Hermitcraft season 8. It is an acronym for Lunar Obliterating Launcher. It's The Fastest Astronautical Interspace Long-range Explosion Device used during the Big moon incident in an attempt to destroy the moon that was going to crash into Boatem town

I thought the initial LOL was bad but the acronym for this is LOLITFAILED ! Imagine calling your missile LOLITFAILED!........

by anonymous October 15, 2023

loleita

Loleita is very kind and passionate and will love to do what she wants to do. She is very feisty but she is really nice if you get to know her. She is a person you could always go to if you need someone to talk to. If you know a Loleita you are in luck because she is the kindest on earth. Never be rude to her or put her in a bad mood or she wont like you, always be nice to her to get the same kindness back.

'where is Loleita?'

'idk, i wish i knew a Loleita!'

by shiszakid February 7, 2024

Lolita

“The only convincing love story of our Century”

Lolita is a great and tragic love story.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 23, 2025

Lolitics

A portmanteau of "lol" and "politics".

Used to refer to political ideologies/policies that disregard the potentially severe repercussive consequences of said ideologies/policies in the interest of public amusement. Motives may vary, from wishing to mock and/or exploit the failures of a political system, to an intentional attack on these systems for perceived slights or failures; all of which are typically unsuccessful in liberal governments. These are determined as "lolitics" due to the singular motive of wishing to challenge, disrupt, harm, or overthrow a system for the sake of public entertainment.

Lolitics typically appears among disillusioned societies who feel that they have been abandoned or failed by their current political system, and turn to political memes and humor to cope with the ever-changing world and governments that they feel do not represent them.

See also: Trumpism

Mike: Did you read the news today? The White House declared martial law after expelling everyone who wasn't white or straight from the armed forces. And everyone on X is joking about it.
Joe: I've heard. It's lolitics at it's finest.

by NineEleven June 3, 2025