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Average Mitski Listener

The phrase called "Average Mitski Listener" means that average Mitski listeners that ranging from age of 10-20 (Kids also listens to Mitski, but I don't blame them) are mentally unstable minors/teenagers that haven't touched grass after the pandemic called COVID-19. Average Mitski listeners are capable of listening to Mitski for 100 hours while hysterically crying. Average Mitski listeners are also capable of Isaac Newton's mental state.
Average Mitski listeners are mentally and emotionally unavailable

Newton listens to Mitski
by Huygens Motherless Behavior April 29, 2022
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friends list

Noun. Commonly used on blogging sites such as LJ, a 'friends list' consists of users that a person frequently comments on and/or 'talks' w/. When a user is added to a person's friends list, the user's entries appear on that person's friends page. Flist is commonly used as an abbreviation.
User: Hey, add me to your friends list?

User: I was only gone for a few days, but there are tons of entries on my friends page!
by Girl w/ Camera September 13, 2005
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anal sex shopping list

A list of items needed to be purchased at the grocery store and hardware store before attempting some of the ridiculously asenine sex acts described in Urban Dictionary.
According to the Urban Dictionary,we'll need a quart of Rocky Road ice cream,an avacado,and a toilet plunger to perform the Peruvian Plumber.We better make an anal sex shopping list.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
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Marianna's List

A compiled digital list of people or persons from a high school that someone finds sexually attractive.
I just finished making my Marianna's list, you want to see it?
by g35011 April 6, 2014
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Listerine

1. A drink that is meant to be used in your mouth to sterilize it.
2. Can also be defines as a indian's (native american) favourite drink.
3. Can be used as a refresher for ur breath
4. Also can be used to drink as a replacement to lysol for indians.
1.(john): shit look at that native across the street
(mary): yeah i know, hey wait shes drinking listerine
(john): yeah i know look at her chug that shit

2. shit john ur breath stinks like ass lemme buy u some listerine.
by Mason Mang February 19, 2007
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list giver

Someone who lacks money to buy proper gifts during the holidays. Instead of buying gifts, they simply make a list of the things they thought of purchasing for others.
Santa arrived to give the children all their presents. When the list giver arrived he explained to each child, individually, of the toys he wanted to bring them.
by brokebutstilldrinking January 27, 2008
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listerhol

A cocktail of alcohol made with mouthwash (Primarily listerine) and a chaser (Such as soda, juice, etc.)
I drank some listerhol because I couldn't afford beer man!
by Rkod April 1, 2008
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