possibly one of the nerdiest schools in california next to kennedy middle school. azn chingstahs and indian apus roam free with their 16 gb ipods and nintendo ds. straght A's or their parents will KILL them. terrible food but good teachers
Bob: what school do u go to?
Chen: i go to da lawson middle school
Bob: mind doing my homework for me?
Chen: i go to da lawson middle school
Bob: mind doing my homework for me?
by ownersimpson January 21, 2010
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A female who has a nice body, but the face of a Tijuana rat dog. Not able to look at her face, but still wanting to go rib deep on the gal, you take a lamp shade and place it atop her head, like a vet does to an wounded dog. Thus, giving her the Lampshade Lassie.
"We were all down at the bar, and this really annoying bitch with a face like Beaker from the Muppets, kept busting our balls all night. Problem is, she’s got a pretty sweet body. So we took her upstairs and all had a go at her, each one of us gave her a Lampshade Lassie from behind."
Tim - "Whoa look at that chicks ass...unreal."
Dave - "Nah buddy, she's not what you expect, wait until she turns around."
Tim - "Why, looks good to me."
Carl - "Full on Lampshade Lassie bro! I think she may have even starred in Vol. 1 of Lampshade Vixens"
Tim - "Whoa look at that chicks ass...unreal."
Dave - "Nah buddy, she's not what you expect, wait until she turns around."
Tim - "Why, looks good to me."
Carl - "Full on Lampshade Lassie bro! I think she may have even starred in Vol. 1 of Lampshade Vixens"
by Tommy Tee November 8, 2006
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I wish these girls would actually try to look nice for class; lampshade is not a good look for anyone.
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2) You may only jizz on a girl if she is alive and conscious.
3) you may not jizz in front of family members
4) you may not jizz in front of a guy unless both of you are jizzing on the same girl.
feel free to add more.
by anon113618436 January 5, 2010
Get the Laws of Masterbation mug.The art of walking around the bar solo(or with a friend) after the ugly lights have come on due to the bar closing. Generally the aim is to find any female willing to go home and participate in sexual intercourse. Usually the participant has been shut down repaetedly thoughout the night and is very intoxicated.
Jason, ive seen you getting shut down all night, lets lower our standards and do loser laps untill we find some scraps.
by DirtDiddlerOnTheRoof August 3, 2011
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