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Layed

To have amazing sex.
Bob gets layed a lot
by ThEmothafuckinman May 31, 2010
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Laredo

A U.S. city along the Texas/Mexico border well-visited for its rich culture, excellent food, and unparalleled shopping opportunity. Laredo is well-known as the largest inland port in America.

Laredo boasts a strong emphasis on higher education with the Laredo Community College, Texas A&M International University (ranked one of the best in the nation for international business), and its new University of Texas Health Science Center branch.

Laredo also has a thriving nightlife that draws thousands of young adults every year. With a superb club scene and various bars, everyone is bound to find something they love.

Highly regarded Laredo eateries include El Meson de San Agustin (located in historic downtown Laredo), La Posada Hotel (noted as one of the finest in Laredo), and La Estancia (featuring Veracruz-inspired cuisine).

A popular time to visit Laredo is the month of February, during which the city celebrates its annual Washington's Birthday Celebration. The month is filled with various concerts, comedy shows, air shows, carnivals, parades, etc. Each day features a different event! The month-long celebration also includes the nationally recognized Jalapeno Festival, which has been called one of the largest food contests in the nation.

Whether you're looking for a fun-filled weekend or a new home, Laredo, Texas, is certainly a place you'll be happy you considered.
Q: "Have you ever heard of the Jalapeno Festival?"

A: "Sure! It's an annual event in Laredo, Texas, that draws thousands upon thousands of visitors each year for its live entertainment and amazing food choices!"
by Melissa Karmin July 1, 2011
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Zippered Nipples or Laced nipple syndrome

Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces
Some examples of zippered nipples or laced nipple syndrome are:
Queen Latifah
Oprah Winfrey
Rosie O'donell
the fat guy on the street
by Nutty irish sicko June 9, 2009
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lamedooder

(n) Derived from the word "dooder." A friend who has done something uncool.
"You ate my pizza, you lamedooder!"
by Markjoh August 3, 2003
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lapdoodling

The table hidden act of manipulating one's private parts during a meeting or dinner.
George seemed bored during our dinner date, although, he smiled the entire time. He must have been lapdoodling.
by jimmy_the geek April 20, 2011
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Lamedar

it is similar to "gaydar" increasing your ability to recognize a lame person when you see or interact with them.
How did you know she was lame? I utilized my lamedar skillz.
by EAR22 November 18, 2011
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