Kelene

A song that you hear once, instantly love, and listen to only it for the rest of the week.

Dude, Hey Soul Sister is my new Kelene. I don't want to listen to anything else!

by Nanomizer November 3, 2012

dirty keenhole

(v.) To pass feces through a large gauge in his or her earlobe.
(n.) The act or fetish of passing feces through a person's earlobe piercing hole.

I saw that you had a large gauge ear piercing, as you know, I am into scat, I was wondering if you would be willing to try a dirty keenhole?"

by Jack Ripper1234 August 9, 2010

mad dog keen

A way of emphasising one's keenness to partake in an activity- often surfing, drinking or fighting.

Often shortened to mad dog.
Mad dog keen is a phrase made popular by the cult underground movie "Jordanman 2.0"

Dr Pain: "Wait...lets make this interesting. keen?"
Jordanman: "Yeah....Mad dog!"

Mayonazi: "Wanna get crunk as?"
Everyone: "fuck yeah, mad dog keen!"

by white-trash-doris May 30, 2008

Keenan

Keenan is an interesting and intriguing guy despite his apparent boring life. He has a sense of humor so bad that it’s good and if he has a secret, he’ll build it up as high as he can, then never tell you. Keenan always has some kind of ache or pain no matter how youthful he is and he basically coined the name “old man”. He some how is able to be simultaneously flamboyant and social while being painfully awkward and anxious. A Keenan is a super nerdy, dorky, loser, but it’s what adds to his shitty, almost non-existant charm. If you slip up even once in front of a Keenan you’ll be left teased forever and you can never live it down. Overall, Keenans are an 8/10; minus one point for the secrets, minus another for the shitty nicknames you’ll get stuck with.

“Keenan won’t stop calling me an ‘ankle biter’ because of my height.”

by 2:00AM May 7, 2018

Keenanism

A theory that contains no logic or support

Stop using keenanisms...you are not making any sense

by Alex Fagerson April 19, 2007

Keen Eddie

(N.)
1. A summer series TV show on FOX.
2. A VERY dirty sexual position.

(#2 term) I attempted to pull a Keen Eddie last night, but temporally loss all control of my mouth muscles.

by G-Union June 6, 2003

Keenin

Dates many people in a short amount of time, can be over dramatic at times, sometimes sweet, out of control temper occasionally. Nice to get to know though.

Your on your man period like a keenin!

by Joe Mama. November 30, 2010