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Kennedy-ed 

To shoot someone in the head, causing massive trauma to the point that brain matter splatters on a windshield or other area of the compartment. Mostly found in video game circles such as GTA4.
"Oh man did you see that? Varriano just totally Kennedy-ed that dudes skull. Aww sick look at the brain matter its all over the f*cking windshield"
Kennedy-ed by Lockhart May 17, 2008

kennedy western university 

A diploma mill shut down by the State of Wyoming in 2009. Also known as Warren National "university"
I couldn't get into college, so I got a Kennedy Western University "degree"

Kennedy'd 

To be fucked in the three major orifices, as in the quote from JFK that he never really had a woman unless he had her 3 ways.
He sure Kennedy'd her upstairs at the party last night.
Kennedy'd by Rotb September 3, 2007

Kennedy Williams

She's the best friend anyone could ask for. She's always there for you no matter what. She's beautiful and smart and an extremely good singer. She can be weird and crazy but that just makes her who she is. She keeps her head up no matter what she's going through. She's one if the greatest people you will ever meet!
Kennedy Williams is the best!!!

Kennedy Williams is my best friend!!!

Kennedy Morky discharge parade 

Named after the famous 12th century Arab slaughtered by his family for 'arsing', this is the scene when someone has diarrhoea as they are running, which leads to feacal momentum spray.
In Bangkok I got gastro and ended up giving the hostel guests a free Kennedy Morky discharge parade.

Kennedy Factor 

In the political realm, an aspect of a candidate that will cost them votes no matter how they spin the situation. This is factually based on the Election of 1960 where John F. Kennedys's religion cost him votes. A woman running for president would have such a factor attached.
John F. Kennedy was a practicing Catholic and the first such Catholic running for president. Due to this fact of his religion, it cost him votes in the election. A number of Nixon votes were for the most part Anti-Kennedy, not Pro-Nixon. Since that time, such an unavoidable factor against a candidate was referred to as a Kennedy Factor.
Kennedy Factor by Ironbrand January 23, 2007

kennedy smash 

A hard blow to the right temple.
After getting hit with a kennedy smash, the prize fighter's head went back and to the left, as he crumpled to the canvas.
kennedy smash by Dallop January 4, 2007