Kennedy-ed 

To shoot someone in the head, causing massive trauma to the point that brain matter splatters on a windshield or other area of the compartment. Mostly found in video game circles such as GTA4.

"Oh man did you see that? Varriano just totally Kennedy-ed that dudes skull. Aww sick look at the brain matter its all over the f*cking windshield"

Kennedy-ed by Lockhart May 17, 2008

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Pat Kennedied 

To get fucked up on a combination of prescription pills and alcohol and then attempt to drive, write legislation or go to work as if you weren’t fucked up.

Pat, why aren’t you at work? I’m watching the Price is Right ‘cause I got Pat Kennedied and they wouldn’t let me operate the bulldozer at work today.

Pat Kennedied by Chelsea Bucketheads January 10, 2008

Kennedyesque 

adj - describing the actions of a person (usually a politician) that relates to an action that John F. Kennedy would've done. Positive term, as Kennedy was seen as a rather popular president.

John won the school election by exibiting his Kennedyesque actions of discussing why homework amounts should be lowered and helping the elderly with lawn work.

Kennedyesque by Corn Flake November 9, 2008

Kennedied 

When a person, business, or idea is prematurely killed prior to being fully realized. This creates a positive memory that may inflate the actual objective worth of the person, business, or idea. See: President Kennedy.

I keep thinking about how perfect this girl was, but we only dated for a month. I might have Kennedied her.

Kennedied by Zach Conine January 6, 2015