fucking Jared

A typical asshole who constantly bothers the shit out of everybody in a group.

Dean: "GuYs YoU sUcK aT GaMeS yOu'Re GaRbAgE"
Tyler: "He's such a fucking Jared..

by Dangarii November 28, 2021

Jazzy Jared

The jazziest person you'll ever meet! Jared will always say #StayJazzy! Once you're jazzy, you'll never go back! Periodt Kingggg

WOAH! Jared you're so jazzy! Jazzy Jared is forever cool!

by JuliePooly June 9, 2022

Jared

Young, metrosexual man usually associated with sports such as Water Polo and Gymnastics. Has a perfect posture and excels at sport.

That guy is such a Jared!

by pseudonym12312 July 27, 2012

Jared

An extremely lovable guy who will go out of his way to make you laugh. Diet consists mainly of BBQ sauce & jager bombs. Likes to entertain himself by playing w/ his own or my butt crack. My cuddle partner for life.

Jared: jager bomb?
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Me: What the hell are you doing?
Jared: Smelling my fingers
Me: Why?
Jared: Because they smell crack-tastic
Me: Of course they do
Jared: Let's go bowling
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Jared yelling out the car window: I'M IN MIAMI BITCH!!

by squirt812 March 23, 2009

Jaredin

trouble at times but makes up for it later (if you know what i mean) ;) Girls fall flat for his hair.(drop dead sexy) The one to see if your up for something new.

Don't you think he is so Jaredin?
Dang, is your name Jaredin? Cause i think you should change your name if it's not.

by My self and I February 13, 2010

Jared DiRosa

Fatass faggot. No bitches wanna fuck this nigga. He got a small ass dick, that shit tiny. Nigga got bad breath don't go near him. He never showers

Eww its Jared DiRosa
Jared DiRosa is a faggot

by jareddirosaisafaggot April 2, 2014

Jared

The smartass person in your group that gets all a's and has a high ego

George: The answer is actually .2, get your facts right

Cacey: Dont be such a Jared

by Jojomodojo November 22, 2016