When a man has sex with a female then ejaculates all over her face and tops it off by smacking her in the face.
by asstastik22 August 28, 2013
A "journalist" that is unable to give an objective news story. Tries to pass off his opinions as fact. Excels at "newsatorials".
by tradesman May 08, 2003
a very interesting girl who gets off by eating red colored jello. she dates men who resemble gorillas and is frightened by boys who hump walls. she thinks jenny craig is a god
she loves her bfff for everr jenna alexa and casey.her favorites jenna;)
she loves her bfff for everr jenna alexa and casey.her favorites jenna;)
jen weir looks like opera whinfrey
by emilyyyys ass August 16, 2008
Jens Tore is the nme of a very handsome, nice, kind, funny and interesting person. Girls tend to fall in love with him.
by jens2re October 07, 2019
Two people who should be together. Forever.
Back in the early 10th century, all Brians who were born were immediately paired with Jens. All Jens were locked away in tall towers and told that if they built cool enough machinery they could get out to their Brians, and they had to have great adventures to get out. Some of them blew up the towers, some of them punched the guards to get out--
The Brians didn't always believe in the Jens, and grew up telling stories about towers guarded by dragons with damsels in them. This grew from one Jen who built a dragon to help her out of the tower.
But sometimes Brians would find their Jens. One Brian knit a long rope all the way to the top to get his Jen out. In another case, the Dragon Jen found her Brian and flew away with him into the moon where they built those huge craters you see up there now.
Modern Jens and Brians don't have the benefit of medieval matchmaking. They have to find each other on their own.
Good luck, Brian and Jen.
Back in the early 10th century, all Brians who were born were immediately paired with Jens. All Jens were locked away in tall towers and told that if they built cool enough machinery they could get out to their Brians, and they had to have great adventures to get out. Some of them blew up the towers, some of them punched the guards to get out--
The Brians didn't always believe in the Jens, and grew up telling stories about towers guarded by dragons with damsels in them. This grew from one Jen who built a dragon to help her out of the tower.
But sometimes Brians would find their Jens. One Brian knit a long rope all the way to the top to get his Jen out. In another case, the Dragon Jen found her Brian and flew away with him into the moon where they built those huge craters you see up there now.
Modern Jens and Brians don't have the benefit of medieval matchmaking. They have to find each other on their own.
Good luck, Brian and Jen.
Brian And Jen are so perfect for each other, but they have a lot of obstacles to plow through before they can get married.
by tinkerbelldeathflowerxxxxx008 January 02, 2012
see assbag
A Canadian liberal assbag who makes his journalism look objective but always puts a nice liberal twist to it.
A Canadian liberal assbag who makes his journalism look objective but always puts a nice liberal twist to it.
by rapsux February 24, 2005
Rose Jennings~
A human of the female gender in which you need to stay far away from her, if you wish to feed her, throw cake from at least 5 feet away. She likes to make terrible memes of beautiful girls and spelling mistakes because she is whats known as "Jelly". Speaking of jelly, you can throw that too.
A human of the female gender in which you need to stay far away from her, if you wish to feed her, throw cake from at least 5 feet away. She likes to make terrible memes of beautiful girls and spelling mistakes because she is whats known as "Jelly". Speaking of jelly, you can throw that too.
Example;
Rose Jennings; LMAO britches try to hard to fit i'm
Bre; Its obvi a combo of Bre and Bitches you guys
Georgie; BRITCHES ARE CLOTHES
Rose Jennings; LMAO britches try to hard to fit i'm
Bre; Its obvi a combo of Bre and Bitches you guys
Georgie; BRITCHES ARE CLOTHES
by Kotomi Ichinose July 13, 2014