Jasper

A ninja, who, is really an 82-yr-old black woman.

OMG its a jasper.....RUNNNNNNN

by jasper's best friend July 14, 2009

jasper

The kind of guy that tries to fling a rubber band at you and fails and hits himself in the face

no one wants to be a jasper.

by toxicwaffle23 April 24, 2010

Jasper

A strict disciple of the holy god-like being Harrup. Follows the great Harrup like his shadow in his everday activities, including lifting and posing while flexing for his Snapchat. Will continue to build up his powers over time, despite never passing his overlord. At this point, he is a beta gypsy prince.

Jasper: Am I getting bigger yet?
Berk: Hell naw Jasper! I guess you'll always be a beta compared to Harrup.

by Ty White December 1, 2016

Jasper

Somebody called Jasper is normally dumb and hated by everyone but his deluded mother is the only one who likes him.

Ew look, it's a Jasper. He should stay away from us.

by Joemamanotvrycool February 15, 2020

Jasperbation

The art of jacking off in public with one watching.

You are getting quite good at the art of Jasperbation.

by Jasper September 26, 2003

Jaspher

- a mine-craft obsessed kiddo
- he believes that children below the age of 10 are irresponsible
- a manly man (at least that's what he believes he is)
- crazy one direction fan
- competitive

"Dude, did you see how hot Harry Styles was in this poster?"
"Ew man, you're such a Jaspher"

by kaflabadooba June 24, 2013

Jasper

A large and unusually aggressive flying insect, usually a wasp or bee.

Cripes! Look at the size of that Jasper

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp July 15, 2008