hoof

A verb to describe the smoking of marijuana.

I love to hoof a fat joint the moment I wake up.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

hoofer

a boy with no foreskin/no dick

"that boy i hooked up wtih last night was a total hoofer!"

by Laureeeeeen May 23, 2009

hoof

A clumsy girl that is known to trip over magazine racks, up the stairs, and anything of that sort.

Where's hoof?

Probably on the ground somewhere...

by ooh_goodness April 13, 2008

Hoof

1. A word I scream just before I stab someone with a stick then toss them to the other side of the street.

2. A sound FX made when stabbing then throwing someone to the other side of the street.

Guy1: I'm going to hurt you now!
Guy2: *meep*
*stabbed HOOF*
Guy2: AAHHHHH!!!
Guy1: Oh did I kill him?

by Bone February 15, 2004

Hoofah

A word used only by men that are actually attracted to women. Most often used to express a man's appreciation of a woman's beauty.

Check out that chick with Manson! Hoofah!!!

by Dan Quayle April 21, 2006

Hoofmaker

A type of person with the impulse to blow the cock of an animal, place the cum inside the animal's asshole, and then drink it slowly as if drinking a Giant Gulp; mainly cocks of the hoofed beast.

"Dude! That guy is sucking the cum out of that bull's ass!"

"Don't worry man, he's just a stupid Hoofmaker."

by Logger123 October 10, 2013

Hoofty Dooryard

Autocorrect version of hoofty doofty

(tries to type hoofty doofty for the first time)

Hoofty dooryard

by hydrated_calcium July 4, 2021