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Hoofmaker

A type of person with the impulse to blow the cock of an animal, place the cum inside the animal's asshole, and then drink it slowly as if drinking a Giant Gulp; mainly cocks of the hoofed beast.
"Dude! That guy is sucking the cum out of that bull's ass!"

"Don't worry man, he's just a stupid Hoofmaker."
by Logger123 October 10, 2013
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Hoemaker

When one (mainly a guy) has sex with so many different girls all the time that he turns them into hoes
A hoemaker turns girls into dick loving females hence why that guy is called a hoe-maker
Me: Julian gets so many girls and they always end up being hoes after he has sex with them

Caden: It’s because he’s a hoemaker
by cass03 July 2, 2019
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Homemaker

A Person, usually a woman, who cares for her own home and family by cleaning, cooking nutritious meals, doing laundry, running errands, caring for pets, working with a budget, organizing, etc. She is her own boss and enjoys the freedom of creating her own schedule. She does not have time to be lazy.
She realizes the value of her unpaid job as a homemaker because it brings stability to the family and less stress for all.
by think free November 9, 2015
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little suzy homemaker

The term "Suzy Homemaker" has become part of American culture, used as a derisive reference to any woman with habits linked to stereotypical domestic activities traditionally done by women.

Suzy Homemaker was a line of miniature functional toy household appliances produced by Topper Toys, and launched in 1966.

From wikipedia
A woman cooking an all-out dinner says, "I feel like such a little Suzy Homemaker."

It's similar to being compared to Martha Stewart or Bree Van de Kamp.
by Almora September 19, 2013
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Hooflacker

The bit of string which keeps a cowboy hat on your head
It's a bit windy outside Derman.... don't forget to tie up your Hooflacker!
by doofle February 9, 2012
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displaced homemaker

As a displaced homemaker who had spent her adult life "working" at home, Tina suddenly realized the only job she could do in the real world was answering phones.
by astro_man23 January 27, 2010
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Jenny Homemaker

1. One who religiously follows the life and work of Martha Stewart, except for the stint in prison insider trading.
2. Derogatory term for lower-class teenage girl destined to get married, have children and abandon any hope of a career.
I dun' know 'bout this Particle Physics thang, Lurlene, all I know's is you drop those booksmarts 'n' y'all'd make a purty fine Jenny Homemaker some day, y'hear?
by resindawg June 29, 2003
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