by anonymous March 14, 2023
Get the Homelessmug. A high level goof that can only be performed by the highest council of goofsters. The details of it are also held away by the high council next to the secret recipe for coca cola.
Person A: Yo I'm boutta do a homeless prank on this dude
Person B: The fuck is a homeless prank?
Person A: *In a whisper* Can we get a target removal team out here?
Person B: The fuck is a homeless prank?
Person A: *In a whisper* Can we get a target removal team out here?
by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022
Get the Homeless prankmug. Describing one who is not without a home, but likes to act as if they are
ie.: •sometimes lives in the car out of choice, not obligation
•enjoys spending time at odd, anonded buildings, parks, etc
•works a job that is ordinarily accepted by society, but would rather pretend that they don’t
ie.: •sometimes lives in the car out of choice, not obligation
•enjoys spending time at odd, anonded buildings, parks, etc
•works a job that is ordinarily accepted by society, but would rather pretend that they don’t
I love my best friend, but sometimes I have to remind her that she’s a contributing member of society with a house and husband, and a regular 9 to 5. And that even though she likes to sleep in her car and busk on the street asking people for money, she’s not actually homeless. She’s just homeless adjacent.
by itsanavocadoothanksssssss January 10, 2023
Get the Homeless Adjacentmug. Homeless person: (of a person) without a home, and therefore typically living on the streets.
random person: "wow, he must be homeless!"
homeless asscrack: "ay, you gotta light? I'm tryna use some heroin ovah' ere'!"
random person: "wow, he must be homeless!"
homeless asscrack: "ay, you gotta light? I'm tryna use some heroin ovah' ere'!"
by vetchinarusskiy June 13, 2024
Get the Homeless personmug. by Nanoni October 28, 2015
Get the homeless hairmug. (Adj.) - Term used to describe one's appearance when they have not showered, groomed or dawned a new or decent set of apparel due to working from home, thus, looking like someone that if caught outside their house could be mistaken for as a homeless person.
April: Oh my, Tacoma is really getting bad. Today I saw a homeless guy in your lobby trying to get into your mailboxes.
Erika: Ooooh no friend. That's actually my husband Jared. It's Friday so he looks pretty work from homeless.
*door shuts*
Jared: More CC coupons and ooooh Costco coupons we don't actually need to bring to Costco
Erika: Ooooh no friend. That's actually my husband Jared. It's Friday so he looks pretty work from homeless.
*door shuts*
Jared: More CC coupons and ooooh Costco coupons we don't actually need to bring to Costco
by TACOmaStand253 March 11, 2021
Get the work from homelessmug. 