A sub-species of the Mullet. Generally recognized by a poorly-kemp mullet or even a rat-tail hair "style", molester mustache, poor hygiene, and commonly with bad teeth. The Hescher is often part of the motorhead crowd and is into anything violent or that involves vandalism.
No one famous comes to mind....likely because Heschers are so anti-social that one wouldn't have much of a chance at being famous.
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"Hey how are things with Sarah?"
"Good man. For a while we considered seeing other people. I mean, things have been tough lately."
"So what changed?"
"The Wet Hesson."
"Good man. For a while we considered seeing other people. I mean, things have been tough lately."
"So what changed?"
"The Wet Hesson."
by Sloshball August 23, 2011
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Wow that’s Heston😩
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From German and Ancient Teutonic descent
From German and Ancient Teutonic descent
by echolopia September 28, 2006
Get the hessel mug.1: n. Germanic warlord/mercenary from 1500-1700 A.D.
2: adj. pertaining to Germanic warlord/mercenary from 1500-1700 A.D. barbaric.
3: n. An unclean individual who attempts to portray himself as hypermasculine. Predominant in 1980s U.S.A. Common traits include dirty mullet hairstyle, pathetic facial hair, tight fitting acid-washed jeans, black vintage metal tee (cut-off sleeves optional), and "ticking-timebomb" demeanor. Hobbies include stealing bikes, metal, and whoopin' ass. A hesher.
4: adj. of or pertaining to a hesher.
2: adj. pertaining to Germanic warlord/mercenary from 1500-1700 A.D. barbaric.
3: n. An unclean individual who attempts to portray himself as hypermasculine. Predominant in 1980s U.S.A. Common traits include dirty mullet hairstyle, pathetic facial hair, tight fitting acid-washed jeans, black vintage metal tee (cut-off sleeves optional), and "ticking-timebomb" demeanor. Hobbies include stealing bikes, metal, and whoopin' ass. A hesher.
4: adj. of or pertaining to a hesher.
1: The hessians helped the British fight against the U.S. during the Revolutionary War.
2: In a hessian manner, the savage devoured his meal in under sixty seconds.
3: Don't mess with that hessian. He'll go apeshit and gnash his tooth.
4: He released his hessian aggression not through stomping a mudhole in your ass, but by shredding a badass guitar solo even Dave Mustaine would envy.
2: In a hessian manner, the savage devoured his meal in under sixty seconds.
3: Don't mess with that hessian. He'll go apeshit and gnash his tooth.
4: He released his hessian aggression not through stomping a mudhole in your ass, but by shredding a badass guitar solo even Dave Mustaine would envy.
by Joe Wise February 26, 2004
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