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Goober

Tyler, The Creator said Dragon Ball fans are gooberd who don't have any friends. And I tend to agree.
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Anglo MTL term to refer to an individual who's generally out of the loop, goofy, or just wack.
Person 1: "bro that nigga got caught stealing from the dep by the afghan owner n he cried when they said they'd call the cops"
Person 2: "what a GOOBER LMFAOO"
by ibangothe2nd December 13, 2018
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A term used for someone who is a fuck cunt, a fat worthless waist of life, a Goober can be found in their natural habitats of picking their nose and eating it in public. Goobers are also known to beat their little peckers in an aggressive manner. Goobers are the worst creatures to have around. Their mating call is a high pitched autistic screech.
Come here Goober.
Quit being a Goober Billy.
by Dik8utt February 21, 2019
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a person who is terrible at a certain activity, absolute trash.
Yo tung, your an absolute goober. you cant even reach the fuckin rim on a layup!!
by eeaa24 July 23, 2019
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actual cum slut that you love and want in your everyday life. A real bitch but you love that about her.
"You're such a goober babe!"
by Supa.Immature October 17, 2019
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a goober is someone who has gay sex in ubers
by Gucci goober October 31, 2019
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someone who follows people, butts into conversations and invites themselves to places. Sometimes goobers just sit and listen to conversations and don't add nor give the impression that they are listening. A goober is just an all-around is just a pushy person. Goobers are very annoying. One can usually find a goober standing behind you awkwardly. Goobers can also be called losers.

To Goob is to follow, invite yourself to something or to listening in on conversations.
Carol is such a goober she would not leave me alone today and followed me everywhere.

Look behind you at Brad standing their hardcore goobing.
by thiccbihhhh69 November 5, 2019
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