Person 1: "bro that nigga got caught stealing from the dep by the afghan owner n he cried when they said they'd call the cops"
Person 2: "what a GOOBER LMFAOO"
A term used for someone who is a fuck cunt, a fat worthless waist of life, a Goober can be found in their natural habitats of picking their nose and eating it in public. Goobers are also known to beat their little peckers in an aggressive manner. Goobers are the worst creatures to have around. Their mating call is a high pitchedautistic screech.
someone who follows people, butts into conversations and invites themselves to places. Sometimes goobers just sit and listen to conversations and don't add nor give the impression that they are listening. A goober is just an all-around is just a pushy person. Goobers are very annoying. One can usually find a goober standing behind you awkwardly. Goobers can also be called losers.
To Goob is to follow, invite yourself to something or to listening in on conversations.