j.d.gaffel

To steal something from another person, right in front of their face.

"Man, he had that bag of oxycontins on the table and when I walk out I think I should j.d.gaffel them."

by mike ho. January 11, 2009

gaffed

To be ripped off, taken for a ride, hooked liked a big fish. Derrived from a long fishing pole called a gaff which has a hook on the end.

Have you seen Steve's new car? He got gaffed when he bought that one.

Hey I sold that boat and geve the guy a severe gaffing over it.

by Ferret March 21, 2005

gaffer

someone or even something that is young or small. a small child usually, but not always

"awe look at the little gaffer"

by gafferforlife November 19, 2010

Guffer

An insult 100x worse than n*gger. If you are called this, you should put your face in a blender and live in the woods because clearly you have done something to be so intensely hated, that you have been called a guffer.

Paul: Davy, have you seen my snout ?
Davy: Sorry, I smoked it earlier...
Paul: You f*cking guffer! Say your prayers you sorry little weasel!

by The Babber October 7, 2019

Giffel

A word meaning girlfriend. Started as gffl, meaning girlfriend for life, then the I and E were added to make it a "real" word.

see biffel

"woah, is that your giffel??"
"yep, that's her!"

by cpugeek1111 April 12, 2010

giffed

The millennial version of the word "posterized." Being giffed refers to the process where a noteworthy dunk over someone else is then turned into a .gif and shared across the internet.

Friend I: Did you see Brandon Jennings get obviated trying to block a dunk again the other day?
Friend II: Yeah that fool got fucking giffed!

by KenmoreFans August 17, 2016

geoffery dickens

a nasty ass bitch who dont know how to shower

ew geoffery dickens you nasty

by KKKKKKKKKKOKAY November 29, 2017