pill goblin

One who is always eating pills. One who will indiscriminately eat whatever pills are in the medicine cabinet or in your pocket. Usually the drug of choice for a pill goblin is anything that is habit forming.

Gosh that chick is such a pill goblin, she ate fifteen Valium, ten norco's, and a couple roxy's.

I feel as though you took the cake as the pill goblin for the night by eating 30 Adderall's, and your heart hasn't popped yet! Amazing.

Hide your shit here comes a pill goblin.

by manic cavy March 3, 2009

Nut Goblin

1. One who hordes male testicles, as a means to show self worth and masculinity.
2. One who steals excessive amounts of kills in video games, in order to feel as if they contributed towards the team.

1. That nut goblin would steal my kill.
2. Boot this nut goblin I am so sick of him stealing my kills.

by Rhal426 May 24, 2009

rim goblin

Iowa City has the largest rim goblin populations; people who enjoy to eat buttholes and have theirs eaten as well.

Did you hear that rim goblin Drew serviced Mikayla's butthole?
Yeah I did, but was that before or after he got his butthold tickled from Kim during a blowjob?

by Blake H. S. January 13, 2008

whats a goon to a goblin

a goon aint nothin to a goblin. a goon is garbage

and we dont want no problems, ok youre a goon whats a goon to a goblin

by j-rob mad fresh April 23, 2010

Whore Goblin

noun
a trifling, folklore-telling bitch, usually with a face like SHREK

chick: Ew... did you see that chick with that bad weave && blue contacts??
dude: yeah. total WHORE GOBLIN.

by MazP August 3, 2009

moustache goblin

A phrase coined on Saturday, January 20th by Skyler Greene to describe any nonnative or unidentified entity occupying space in one's facial hair

Uhmm... Dude... There is a moustache goblin dwelling in your face pubes...

by Skyler Greene January 23, 2007

Pole Goblin

A term used to describe a raging homo.
who hoards cock in his inner rectum.
gobles on the dick.

Jim is such a pole goblin

by Ivan Tessmer February 23, 2011