1. Early Renaissance two-legged beast with a tail attached to one leg. It has a large grinning face with hair sprouting mysteriously from different places on its head. It lacks a stomachal region, instead has a body directly attached to its head (neckless).
2. A man with grey hair who has sex with another man. He places his penis on the tail bone of the other man, making the appearance of a tail.
2. A man with grey hair who has sex with another man. He places his penis on the tail bone of the other man, making the appearance of a tail.
1. Delinquent: I'm sorry I forgot my homework today
Teacher: What ever has happened to it?
Delinquent: My bang-goater ate my homework
2. Dude, I rented some porn last night and there was a big bang-goater scene in it. It was so awesome I popped like 16 boners.
Teacher: What ever has happened to it?
Delinquent: My bang-goater ate my homework
2. Dude, I rented some porn last night and there was a big bang-goater scene in it. It was so awesome I popped like 16 boners.
by Scrotumus May 9, 2008
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The floride and mint extract in the toothpaste results in the goatee being minty.
The floride and mint extract in the toothpaste results in the goatee being minty.
"I has a mint goatee"
"Mike, you've still got a bit of mint goatee on your face"
"Your Mint goatee turns me on...you want to know why? Coz it reminds me of cum. My cum... all over your chin. Have a nice day :)"
"Mike, you've still got a bit of mint goatee on your face"
"Your Mint goatee turns me on...you want to know why? Coz it reminds me of cum. My cum... all over your chin. Have a nice day :)"
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