glonk

The act of a man, during mid coitus, deciding to stop having sex with a woman, just for the sheer gratification of showing that he is supreme and dominant and therefore superior to the woman.

I was totally getting my swerve on with Amanda last night when I decided to glonk that bitch after 10 minutes. She wasn't happy, but who cares? Bitch don' got glonked!

by thewatchman July 25, 2006

gling gling

silver jewelry

by sam July 8, 2003

Glog

A blog about the tv show Glee or anything related to the show.

Angela: I'm gonna go glitter
Booth: Okay then, i'll just go on tumblr and glog about the teaser for next week's glee episode

by gleekgirl97 September 26, 2010

glang

somethin ur wearin that looks like shit!

that stuff is glang dawg!

by bluntflip April 9, 2005

glonk

v., onomatopoeia for the sound that Gmail chat makes when someone sends you an instant message.

Hold on, someone just glonked me.

by paleoderek September 10, 2011

Glog

A sticky substance found on your mother.

You have a little glog left on your face from last night.

by Grace Lynn April 11, 2008

Glonk

An ugly person.

You see that person over there? She's a total glonk.

by Thanos slong July 15, 2019