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global academy

the most goated school of all time. if you go here your quality of living will absolutely skyrocket and you will access new levels of happiness that you never thought you could. if you want a career in media, i would not think twice about sending my children here.
some random bozo: where do u go skl pal?
me: global academy, the greatest educational institution on earth.
by rockygeeza10 November 23, 2021
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Globbernoodle

A Globbernoodle is what you would call the aftermath of male genitals after an orgasm. Simply put, it's a jizz stained penis. Globber meaning semen, and noodle meaning limp dick.
1) Okay babe, you can pull your globbernoodle out already.
2) I'll be right back, I have to clean this globbernoodle up before I get it everywhere.
by Mr.Ection April 1, 2022
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going globals

the act of getting really drunk and making a lot of noise so everyone knows your drunk, typically followed by a morning where you don't remember anything.
what did you do last night?- Elliott
I was going globals- Alex
by somereallycooldude July 14, 2011
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fat glob

when someone queefs, farts, or marinates on a toilet.
mishcatte just did a fat glob”

“FLAT GLOB *proceeds to marinate or fart”
by jiggalord February 10, 2023
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globes

Sweet globes!
by Sir Large November 1, 2002
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globosexual

A person who is attracted to men, woman, animals, inaminate objects; pretty much this person wants to make love to everything in the world.
I am a globosexual.

Dude, you are the biggest globosexual I know, you would make love to a kangaroo if it was here right now.
by Deathclause June 27, 2012
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global prosperity

An era where humanity must achieve one day where money or financial status doesn't make you a better human being. The goal of everyone during this non-existing era is human progress of knowledge. Money doesn't mean anything during this make belief because all of humanity has evolved into a race that doesn't destroy themselves because of differences of beliefs and skin color. Everyone is the same no matter how wealthy you are.
Global prosperity is probably a century away. Not in our life time obviously.
by moneyRootOfall evil April 6, 2010
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