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fuckelstien

1. the kid at your school that nobody likes but everybody pretends to like him.
2. the kid that makes up stories about how his weekend was insane when everyone knows that it's not true.
3. the kid that always has to one up you on everything.
4. the kid that everyone talks about behind his back.
"jake lies so much, he is such a fuckelstien."
by rypie November 4, 2007
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fuckeline

jaqueline's older cousin.
FUCKELINE IS SUCH A FUCK!
by MR NIGGASHITSTERRIFFIC! January 18, 2010
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fuckalicious

Someone who is more fuckable than fuckable know on the world.
Big boobs? Shes fuckalicious!
by 69_cool_69er October 14, 2003
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fuckalicious

Used to describe a man or woman that is so attractive hot and/or sexy that you would like to engage in sex with them
That Kenish is so fuckalicious, i wanna fuck her.
by MarloannH December 24, 2006
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fuckhole

noun: a surgically-created, dead-end open wound which serves as an orifice located at the base of a male's torso, between his legs; made out of a split and inverted penis or length of colon, which is usually smelly (the research calls "malodorous") and accumulates hairballs, that males pretend is a vagina so they can maintain the delusion that they're not gay and have another male fuck them in it, ejaculate in it, rather than "taking it up the arse"; unlike real vaginas which are part of female anatomy, is not self cleaning; can be filled with fecal bacteria - hence the reference to "malodorous"; also requires dilation to keep the open wound from healing
John was pleased that his medical insurance paid for him to have his penis turned into a fuckhole; now he could call himself Jane and have lots of penetrative sex with men without risking anal prolapse.
by THE_TRUTH_BOMB September 26, 2017
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[Fuckaluckdingdong]

he is such a Fuckaluckdingdong.
by colter eastman January 13, 2009
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fuckilection

(1) i just took a strengths quest and realized i have fuckilection.

(2) A recollection of an evening ill spent.

(3) Disgust toward fads and jargon within the professional world, particularly those used by HR.
I woke up and had the worst fuckilection.

If intellection is a word so is fuckilection.
by strenfquester November 15, 2010
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