Fluke Fund

A discretionary savings account set aside for university undergraduate students exclusively used for the purchasing of contraseptive devises and/or any sexual activities those devises could be used for: condoms, KY jelly, pornographic images of all kinds, whips and chain, stripper-parties, prostitutes, etc. This type of fund is inspired by the law students of Georgetown University, but could be used quite effectively at any institution of higher learning. However, the fund can't be used to buy alcohol since Fluke Funds are entirely fueled by tax-payer contributions. Sexual activities, not excluding orgies, are the only things the account can cover.

"Say, Dude. I'm seeing Cassandra tonight."
"Man, she's a dirty skank! You need rubbers?"
"Nah. I got cash in my Fluke Fund."
"Well, pray they don't break. Your dick will fall off if they do."

by RBKC34 June 18, 2012

fluked up

Similar to "flucked up" and other derivatives of "fluck". An allusion to Sandra Fluke, who's recent "I'm short of money for contraception" testimony, re-invigorated the debate about the difference between sluts, skanks, and ordinary prostitutes.

Not related to the word fluke, meaning an abberation of nature.

Also not related to the word Anita'd, of similar ilk.

"If she going to testify before Congress, she'd better get fluked up". Or alternately. "Boy, did old Clarence ever get Anita'd, on that coke issue".

by esdguru69 June 27, 2012

flankingnob

A flankingnob is a person who, while you are engaged in an activity, will annoyingly come up behind you and start talking/ engaging with you, regardless of the fact you are obviously focused on another activity. The term flankingnob becomes apparent and relevant by the way in which the person stands behind you while you're sitting down, and places their crotch against your shoulder, as if they could rest their penis upon your shoulder.

Example:
"Did you see Pete today man?

"No, what he do?

"he was being a right flankingnob: stood right up behind my shoulder trying to talk to me about what he did last night with his mum and sister."

by InterSplice June 5, 2015

fluckered

When you're flustered beyond to the point of being fucked.

I am so beyond flustered right now that I'm fluckered.

by darylismypatronus July 7, 2016

Flonkage

An appendage that can be touched sexually.

If you stroke my flonkage tonight, I will feel much better in the morning!

by KushiBO August 22, 2016

falunky

1. (n.) A man who seems to have show more emotions than your typical man.

2. (n.) A physically weak person.

3. (v.) Lose your ability at something.

1. Bob: "This movie was so sad. I was bawling my eyes out since the 16-minute mark."
Morgan: "What are you talking about!? This movie is literally about a bunch of Emojis."
Bob: "B-but... it's so sad." *cries*
Morgan: "You're such a falunky."

2. Josh: "Yo dude! I was at the gym today and I saw this skinny boy trying to do a pushup."
Tyler: "Haha, dude!"
Josh: "He failed."
Tyler: "What a falunky."
Josh: "I know right?"

3. Miles: "AHHHHHH!"
Phoenix: "What?"
Miles: "M-my prosecuting skills..."
Phoenix: "...?"
Miles: "It went falunky."
Phoenix: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

by AceAttorneyAlex August 2, 2017

Fluckey

To feel fucking lucky and or sexually lucky.

i’m feeling fluckey about these cards in my hand” ; I feel fluckey tonight let’s hit the club

by Photahnics January 11, 2018