flare

The act of pulling up your top lip to reveal some or all of your teeth. Typically performed unconsciously by someone who is nervous, shy, or disgusted. Not a smile, although it is sometimes accompanied by, or transforms into, a frown smile.

Q: Why does Ben flare so much around people?

A: Because he's really nervous in social situations.

by LAAson April 24, 2008

Flacenteli

To give a blow job to a Italian man who is limp as a wet noodle.

The nasty skank wrapped her lips around the Italian man's penis but her teeth were so nasty it turned out more to be a flacenteli than a blow job.

by Orvis666 February 24, 2009

Jelly Flare

when a girl gives a guy a handjob and her ring cuts his dick

Jelly Belly gives Murphy a handjob and her ring cuts her penis which gave him a Jelly Flare

by Jelly Donnavan November 2, 2007

Road Flare

A sharply-dressed gay man on the side of the road.

As my father and I drove on the street on the way home, he yelled out "Look at that Road Flare!" and pointed to a man in a very nice dress.

by Insanity C December 26, 2011

dats a flare

said when someone says something that could never happen, something stupid, or something obvious

J: You know casper the ghost is in my room right now.

B: Shut up, dats a flare you know he does not exist.

by Jennifer April 8, 2005

flare

a break dancing move that involves swinging the legs around in a circle

flares rule, max can do a flare

by kevin May 1, 2003

farce

falsehood, like Punda. Referring to rolling around on yoga balls but not actually using them.

Do you know that girl Punda? She's such a farce.

boy1:What did you do this weekend?
Punda:I rolled around on my new yoga ball :D!
boy1:that's..

farce

by Brett-A-GoGo February 1, 2007