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Flapcracker

Once riding on a horse, my flaps cracked uncontrollably 'I've just had a flapcracker'
by Dungtrumpet March 11, 2017
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Flapjacking

Best suited for women that have had a child. Their breast will sometimes be flattened and rest on their chest like a couple of flapjacks or pancakes.

Verb: when you place the palm of your hand between a woman's breasts and shake it side to side as fast you can, causing a flapping or slapping sound.
I was flapjacking my wife for our anniversary, that's why I'm walking with a limp.
by Woodwacker May 16, 2008
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flapjack

When a man shits on woman's chest and she squishes it between her breasts and eats it.
Person 1: DUDE I totally gave that girl a flapjack! Person 2: Your fucked in the head!
by KrazyLuke360 December 13, 2010
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flapback

A type of cap with a flap of material hanging down the back to cover the neck from sun exposure. Also referred to as a Legionnaire hat.
Dude, that flapback looks rad!

Man, this flapback will prevent skin cancer and make me look cool at the same time!
by therealdeal.com October 6, 2013
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Flapjacking

When a guy hits girls butt and it makes that clapping sound.
When jay Flapjacked me I, my booty cheered. I cant wait for my next Flapjacking.
by Marko main May 13, 2015
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flapwhack

to flapwhack you know
i got caught flapwhacking
by flaaaaaapwhaaaavk October 20, 2015
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flapjack

Well I'm saving for marriage but I'll give you a flapjack instead. What does that mean? You know when I jack you off with my stomach rolls.
by DaFlapJacker March 17, 2016
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