filter

when a motorcyclist rides down the middle of multilane traffic when it is stopped. Is very enjoyable to do in early morning peak hour traffic, much to the frustration of angry car drivers (especially asshole 4wders). When filtering through moving traffic, it is called lane-splitting. Filtering is far less dangerous.

I filtered to work this morning

awesome, how'd that go

great, i cut half an hour of my commute time and i pissed off a lot of bastard cagers

by littlepinklady March 18, 2009

filterwhore

A person who overuses the filter effect in Adobe Photoshop, hardly using any other tools.

His graphics may look good, but he is just another filterwhore.

by Nic February 13, 2005

Shit Filter

A shit filter is a virtual function within the brain that allows: a) the individual in question to edit their "internal voice" before they speak, thereby avoiding embarrassing themselves, insulting other or simply looking foolish and b) the shit filter operates to block unpleasant imagery that might be directed at one, which is a blessing to anyone who has a very visual imagination and can "see" a scenario being played out before them, no matter how dreadful it might be.

Example a) I am so lucky that my shit filter worked earlier or I would have said exactly what I though of the bastard. Example b) Say what you like about your sordid relationship with that disgusting retard, I know what he likes but my shit filter is working so I don't have to imagine it.

by Vengeful Spirit December 1, 2011

midwit filter

A kino that I personally like that another person doesn't like.

Did you hear that Jacob didn't like Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans? That movie is a total midwit filter.

by The stretcher November 12, 2022

Filter fuck

A sexual fetish in which the subject inserts his hard-on into a fish filter and attempts to achieve a perpetual suck without getting his hard-on stuck in the filter's fan.

Ashley: (in the bedroom) "I wanna try something new with you!"
Hugo: "Wanna watch me filter fuck while I suck your ass?"

by Finding Manhood June 27, 2017

Carbon Filter

A Carbon Filter is an attaachment sold for Glass on Glass bongs. It is composed a male joint at the bottom, a large spherical chamer to fill with Carbon, with a glasss screen preventing any from falling out, and a female joint on top. A Carbon filter makes even the shittiest china bud taste smokeable. And the taste is undescribable if your smokling a good strain in it! As an added bonus, nearly all the tar is filtered out of the hit and your bong will never get dirty.

DUDE! This Carbon Filter is fucking AWESOME! Where can I get one?

by GanjaSmugglin June 15, 2011

pretty filter

A social media app used to create a stereotype of faux beauty, often based on a specific race. For example, lightening skin, hair and eye tones, smoothing skin and adding a rosy tint, narrowing the jaw, etc.

The pretty filter stripped her of her ethnic flavor, and turned her into a caricature of generic beauty.

by mlhiss August 13, 2016