Fuzzy Darkness

the condition of dimming the lights that results when a man mounts on top in the 69 position and flops his ball bag over his companion's eyes.

i gave that swamp donkeyfrom last night the ol' fuzzy darkness and i think she got some stink pink eye

by kingkoot August 18, 2004

Fuzzy Naval

1.An alcoholic beverage that is a mix of orange juice and vodka.

2. A hairy belly button.

"Jesus! That's one fuzzy naval!

by jdizzlecizzle February 1, 2009

fuzzy doorknob

The act of supergluing pubic hair to a door handle, covering it entirely.

The boys in 402 are gonna have a fun time getting back in their room; Michael gave them a fuzzy doorknob.

by TI-84 Graphing Calculator September 24, 2017

Fuzzy Sheriff

A star shaped faeces stain left on a person's hairy chest after pressing someone's unwashed anus against it

Before I realised how drunk I got last night, the whiff of the dags of the Fuzzy Sheriff on my chest forced the contents of my stomach on the duvet.

by JosephKnows June 20, 2020

Fuzzy Ears

When someone intentionally ignores a situation or person. This person can act dumb and clueless when confronted.

"When I saw Ashley in the club last night, she tried to act all fuzzy eared when I asked her for the $40 she owed me!"
"When I pulled up on that bitch Shaniqua to ask her about her Twitter fingers, that how had fuzzy ears."

by That one CU May 28, 2018

Fuzzy Sheep

1. A form of awesomeness and manly man manliness that is impossible for most to comprehend.

2. A reference to another man's testicles

Dude: "That guy just punched a cop while stealing a million dollars worth of hookers!"

Other Dude: "Wow, he sure has fuzzy sheep."

by sherpa_derp October 12, 2011

fuzzy oreo

A fuzzy Oreo is eating a creampie out of unshaven black girl.

Koolaidra let me taste her damn good fuzzy Oreo last night.

by RagingLuigi July 27, 2019