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Definitions by jewface69

fuzzy mary

when a man is about to give oral to a hot female but when he goes down he notices she hasnt vaccumed the carpet and thus results in the man getting a furball.
John: Dude how was last night with that girl?

Steve: it was good until she pulled a fuzzy mary on me.

i hate it when my girlfriend sneaks in a fuzzy mary.
fuzzy mary by jewface69 September 8, 2009

cumsiclelollipop 

newly ejaculated semen on a popsicle stick.
cumsiclelollipops are my favorite sweet treat on a hot day!
cumsiclelollipop by jewface69 August 28, 2009