floss out

(v.) the action of not showing up or deciding not go to a previously planned event at last minute's notice.

"He was suppose to go with me to the movies, but he flossed out. Lame!"
"Don't floss out! I need you to be there."

by carrie727 December 2, 2007

Strawberry floss

Going down on a girl while she is menstruating and pulling out her tampon with your teeth.

Betty was horny but on her period, Jason helped her out with a strawberry floss.

by Strawberry floss June 5, 2014

Ass floss

The definition of a thong.

"Gahhh I can't get my ass floss out!"

by Squee3 January 10, 2019

rectal floss

celery

Not only does celery have negative calories, it's also rectal floss that can help prevent colorectal cancer.

by drdigg June 10, 2015

Ganja-floss

A cotton candy/candy floss bag full of vaporized marijuana.

Daddy, Pass my bag of Ganja-floss please.

by MsAdventure July 5, 2011

floss flagging

Floss flagging is when a human claims to be in a gang but it's really not in that gang. One can also floss Flag by being in a gang but claiming they are from another gang.

Results in floss flagging can be dangerous

Yo what's up home boy, I heard you was a Crip now!!

"Yeah you know I'm down with the gang"
(Does not know anything about that gang not even the color.

Floss Flagging

by Xjhxjr March 16, 2018

surprise floss

you know that time when you pull down your pants and you feel a flossing sensation between your cheeks... it's only when you see that your thong is a v with a hanging string that you realize the string detached from the waist band and flossed you clean on the way down....surprise!

i thought i just had a severe wedgie til i realized i got surprise flossed

i stared at my thong confused and in disbelief thinking i must have gotten one that was 10 sizes too big until it occurred to me that i got surprise flossed

my friend told me about her surprise floss job, and i laughed so hard i farted - true story.

by floss-o-myte May 9, 2011