emotedious

Someone so wrapped up in the emo scene that they can tediously explain all the different variations of emo. Claims to know what is emo and what is not. Imposes this view on others. Someone that loves to label and loves being labeled "emo". Which begs to question once someone finds a label to sum up all your attributes and you proudly wear that label, aren't you then just a douche?

Guy1: "So my friend is all Emo now. He keeps pestering me that fans of some band are not really emo and those that wear some band's t-shirt are not emo and then started rambling about mall emos and poser emos"
Guy2: "Sounds emotedious"
Guy1: "My answer to him was who gives a flying fuck?"

by Sceadu October 28, 2006

egotender

1.A bartender or bar owner that is arrogant, rude and smarmy.
2. A bar employee that serves more ego and attitude than they do a good cocktail.
3. A hospitality employee that forgets that they make thier living off the geniousity of others.

Let's not go to that place for a drink, they have a bunch of egotenders working there.

by getlostdude February 12, 2010

Egotesticle

An adjective that describes people who confuse their egos with their testicles, and everything else down there.

Usually, it's size that gets mixed up.

Daniel is an egotesticle poser.

by GuardianDuo May 16, 2011

Esotericbooking

A post of Facebook that is highly specific in nature and can only be appreciated by a small number of friends who have the requisite background to appreciate. Particularly prevalent in highly specialized communities like nerds, gamers, etc.

Complete antithesis to Vaguebooking.

My friend Julie is always esotericbooking about GOT (Game of Thrones), I need to watch the show to have any idea what she is talking about!

by Riley Amor October 23, 2015

Exothink

Verb
This word is comprised of two parts:
Exo: outer, as in exoskeleton
Think: that's what you did while processing the word 'think' and what you're doing now digesting this definition.

Exothink: to think outside of prefabricated parameters to reach a logical conclusion or to solve problems, to think "outside the box"
(Perhaps also: creative critical thinking)

As a noun: Exothinkerton (singular) or Exothinkers (plural)

Exothink to circumvent approaching obstacles when all traditional approaches fail.

Engineers are great exothinkers

Why didn't I think of that? You're such an exothinkerton.

The solution was an exothought that deviated from the standard adherence to Murphy's Law.

*grunt*
Briana

by soup?oh!nom December 22, 2016

esoterinomics

An amalgam of esoteric (which means "intended for or likely to be understood by only a small number of people with a specialized knowledge or interest") and the suffix -nomics (which means "law of"), and is used to describe course work that makes absolutely no sense due to its seemingly esoteric nature.

I failed the APUSH assignment. I have no clue on anything when it comes to esoterinomics.

by Tells-Many-Truths February 22, 2017

Exater

(n). A person or object of complete and total dominance
(v). to control in an exceedingly dominate fashion

(n). The two companies could not reach an agreement until their two exaters sat down and figured something out
(v). The soldier on the battlefield exated the enemy to the point he was granted a medal of honor

by Royal Bay July 3, 2017