emil klinker

A legend, better than anyone else.

Wow, that guy is the coolest ever.
He must be an Emil Klinker

by Ninjaguden January 31, 2017

mikkel emil

The most beautiful person in the whole World ! True, kind, caring, funny, deep, amazing,wonderful and a lot more. A healing soul that brings positivity, truth and deep honest love into your life ! Everybody should have a Mikkel Emil.

Mikkel Emil is a deep and loving soul.

by TrueLove2017 February 2, 2017

Emil

A man with an abnormaly small penis. He is also a balding man that no Ine really likes. His balls Are som hairy, Even his girlfriend feels bad for him.

This dog reminds med of Emils balls

by Haha_6969 December 1, 2019

Emil

Emil Is The Of Guy With An Extra Large Penis(12 Inches) He Can Deadlift Ur Mum)
And Curl ur sisters boyfriends Dad)

Watch My Boy Emil Steal Ur Girl With His Sexyness and Strength

by I Got That 69 Inch Boiii December 1, 2019

Emil

Smart, likes to be liked by everyone, loves indoor sports (for example: esports, tennis, squash, badminton, table tennis, foosball...) favorite insult is ''arsehole''.

Emil is a great person.
Emil called Emilia an arsehole.

by Dr.Iknowitall February 4, 2020

Emil

A man who has not seen the daylight for over a week spending his days collecting hedgehog spikes while taking the biggest shit on the planet

Look! An Emil! Such a rare creature.

by Ubunga March 27, 2020

Emil

An Emil is a swedish, often euroblasian guy with a huge ego. He often helps people but does it in a way which only annoys you beacuse of his huge ego. He's fairly athletic and is not struggling with school. Emil will talk about stealing your girl but he's actually referring to him kidnapping your children.

-I slapped that bitch Emil once.

by DissapointedManWithHugePP April 14, 2020