the red steckled elbermung

An animal invented by Strong Bad in the email"Animal."

Um… how about… the red steckled elbermung?

by Jonjo December 29, 2004

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.

If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?

by Fearman July 14, 2007

Elmer

In Peruvian argot it means "extrematly idiot"

Peruvian guy 1: Hey! look man i can ride ma' bike without hands.

HE FALLS!

Peruvian guy 2: Jajaja! What an elmer!!

by MariaPacherrez March 29, 2010

elerby

goes for meffz like john gothard and abi t sarah herrington louis h

he takes them all up da batty and licks them clean in the shitter.

by thomas and lily December 15, 2003

elderorphan

An elderly person who has no family or whose family can't or won't care for them.

elderorphan: There are about 10 million seniors in the U.S. who live alone. Fortunately, most of those still have family members to care for them, but about 15 percent of seniors who need care have no family support. Even if that percentage remains constant, the sheer number of elder orphans will grow thanks to the massive bulge of the baby boom which will begin reaching age 65 in 2011.

by Word Spy May 18, 2008

Elderförsh

When you wake up in the middle of the night with an elderly woman (or man) underneath the covers next to you, staring at you with an amused grin while fondling your genitals.

"Justin wasn't sure what to think when he woke up being Elderförshed."

by avsky January 28, 2010

Elder Douche

An old guy with douche like characteristics, including but not limited to:
An Earring
Sleaveless Shirts
Tattoos on the Biceps
Ed Hardy Shirts
Blue Tooth in the ear
Excessive Jewelry

The gym was overrun by Elder Douche tonight.

by bartyjoe from the land of sand April 3, 2011