Elderförsh

When you wake up in the middle of the night with an elderly woman (or man) underneath the covers next to you, staring at you with an amused grin while fondling your genitals.

"Justin wasn't sure what to think when he woke up being Elderförshed."

by avsky January 28, 2010

elderorphan

An elderly person who has no family or whose family can't or won't care for them.

elderorphan: There are about 10 million seniors in the U.S. who live alone. Fortunately, most of those still have family members to care for them, but about 15 percent of seniors who need care have no family support. Even if that percentage remains constant, the sheer number of elder orphans will grow thanks to the massive bulge of the baby boom which will begin reaching age 65 in 2011.

by Word Spy May 18, 2008