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Elephant Ear 

the area of ballsack skin on which the flaccid penis typically rests.
"she started deep throating me so hard she might as well have been whispering sweet nothings into my elephant ear"

elephant-fuck 

damn... i can't believe no-one's defined elephant-fuck here... well here it goes!

to Elephant-Fuck someone is to insert into their appropriate orifice one's elbow or (in the case of an inordinately loose hoe) one's knee
'shit, man, that hoe you sent me was so loose, i started-out fisting her, but ended-up having to whip-out the old Elephant-Fuck trick!'
elephant-fuck by seamus October 10, 2003

elephant train 

a line of men, each putting one finger up the asshole of the man in front and holding the penis of the man behind.
The frat uses the elephant train in their hazing.
elephant train by Susan November 19, 2003

elephant graveyard

the morning after drunken adventures, when 2+ people gather to eat hangover food, watch tv, bitch about their hangovers, and basically make sure noone dies in the hanging over process. Can sometimes result in more drinks being consumed later in the day as everyone starts to feel better
"Get your ass over here, ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD!"
"I'll be over as soon as I can get this guy out of my bed"

"Hey, we should go to BDubs and drink some more, that will help"

Elephant Rape 

Elephant Rape, v. - The act of sticking one's nose in the anus of a fat girl and blowing air through your nose as of to try to make noises of the endangered African Elephant.
Freddy: Dam dude, Last night was intense with my girl.

Andrew: That's gross man isn't she fat?

Freddy: Well she is just a bit on the chunky side, but that's how I like them.

Andrew: Wow, I'll bet you totally elephant raped her fat ass.

Elephant Trunk 

Elephant Trunk is a penis with foreskin. A penis with foreskin is uncircumsized and will grow to a longer length than most circumsized penis. The man will clean under his foreskin if hes smart, leaving a clean, non leathery penis head, unlike circumsized penis which has a rough, and much less sensational penis head. Elephant Trunks or just Elephants are prefered 5-1 over Shroom penis (shroom being Circumsized) by local surveys. Elephants are mostly dark skinned, non jewish, and a lot stronger men. They do not act like shrooms, by getting angry at a joke. they love to hangout and play real sports like Soccer. Elephants that play Football american, are always the superior players aswell.
That man has an Elephant Trunk penis. He obviously has a larger dick than those cut Shrooms and is probably a good soccer and football player. He also will just laugh and not get mad if you joke around with him.