Evoltion

The ing version of evolving a Pokémon

Charmander ‘s evoltion was superb

by Chrisdickhead October 16, 2017

Ebolution

Ebolution is a term used to define a period of decay following the widespread spreading of Ebola virus, wiping out most and humanity.

It's Ebolution don't you see it, the nex dawn of humanity.

by @Nagu March 1, 2019

Eveolution

Da theory dat we all came from a lovely creation of Adam's rib.

Da idea of Eveolution is all well and good for living creatures where da female in da species is da one dat bears da offspring, but male seahorses are da ones dat give birth to da female's matured embryos, so perhaps we'd hafta go wif "Adamolution" in cases like dat.

by QuacksO February 23, 2021

Evelution

How da original primates gradually morphed into humans who became world-famous motorcycle-daredevils.

It's too bad dat most of us modified apes didn't get here by Evelution --- if we had, then we would ALL be super-conscientious about "keeping our word".

by QuacksO March 6, 2025

Evelution

Da millennia-long process of evolving from apes to motorcycle stuntmen.

Primates are known for exceptionally caring behavior towards their families, so perhaps they have always been conscientious about "keeping their word" even before their Evelution.

by QuacksO April 9, 2025