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Dumbledildore

The alternative universe to Harry Potter s dumbledore where the students ride around on huge dildos instead of broomsticks.
Dumbledildore rubs me the right way!
by 4realazitgits April 22, 2021
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Dumbledore

Dumbles is a manipulated Piece of shit.

The twat could has stopped two wizarding wars but no he didn't.

He was hot when he was younger tho

He new what Horcruxs were but because he like to play people like chess pieces he didn't even tell Harry he just went to drop dead because he didn't want to deal with a war with out being suspicious.
Dumbledore does have Dumb in his name that proves my point
by Dumledaddyswife September 11, 2021
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DUMBLEDORE

When a person attempts to ejaculate on your face but misses and instead ejaculates on your chin and chest, giving the appearance of a cum-like beard.
Guuuuuurl, he tried to cum on mah face the other night but I backed up at the last minute and he ended up pulling a Dumbledore all over me.
by LsnBOOBria March 10, 2022
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Dumbledore

Noun- a bumblebee in West Country English (closest to original Anglo-Saxon Ænglic) found in UK's counties of: Cornwall, Devon, Dorset, Gloucestershire, Somerset and BANES (Bath and North East Somerset) extending historically to Wiltshire, Berkshire, Hampshire, Oxfordshire and Isle of Wight- alias "West Country". The chocolate box image of real England: God's own County; "that green and pleasant land", with many traditions, dance music, culture, very few undesirables, but with an horrific homicide rate if TV shows were real (Midsomer Murders, Hot Fuzz, etc. ), capital city: Brissol (Bristol).
Also empirically proven as the most trustworthy accent of UK, Cockney and Scouse being least trustworthy.
Adge Cutler: "Where that bloody dumbledore be? Bugger me! Stout as a blackbird, he was, an' all!"
by Yeracker March 16, 2022
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Dumbledorkasaurus

Somebody who claims to be smart but is not.
She’s such a dumbledorkasaurus- did you hear what she said about birds today? And she claims to be smart!
by eaglehawkmotherfucker April 4, 2022
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Dumbledorkasaurus

Somebody who claims to be smart but is not.
Yesterday she said eagles and hawks were the same animal, and today she said she was the smartest person in our class! She’s such a dumbledorkasaurus!
by eaglehawkmotherfucker April 4, 2022
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Dumbledore

"Your name, the way you dress and posture indicates you're a dumbledore and most definitely a sheep."
by Piztachio May 2, 2022
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