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duck

1. a small flying bird that is very tasty with a pancake roll, plum sauce and spring onions.
2. a term used to warn someone of incoming danger.
Duck you idiot that turnip is going to hit you!
by smurf June 15, 2004
mugGet the duckmug.

duck

An annoying white bird with a bill that enjoys saying "Aflac."
Some Guy: I need "that" insurance."
Other Guy: What insurance?
Duck: AFLAC
by jackson May 25, 2004
mugGet the duckmug.

the duck

a lazy person with freckles on his face and looks like a ripe banana, tends to be a lagger and has an excuse for everything and when drunk is known to quack loudly and vigorously when in danger.
Hey your being the duck today whats wrong with your queerbait!
by henducks daddy March 7, 2010
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Ducking

Apple iPhone's auto-correct for "fucking"
iMessage: "Are you fucking kidding me"
iPhone autocorrect: "Are you ducking kidding me"
by Jonezie August 2, 2013
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duck

1) a bitchy person, a fake person, a liar.

2) a person who is all bark
"You know that chick Stephanie? She is such a fuckin' duck."

"He said he was gonna kick my ass, but I know he's just a duck."
by gangbangchang March 7, 2012
mugGet the duckmug.

Ducking

When a person laughs so hard that a sound is emitted from their throat, somewhat resembling the sound of a duck.
Boy 1: Hey did you see Vanessa on the weekend?

Boy 2: V-v-v-v-vanessa? Is that her name?

Boy 1: Yeah, why?

Boy 2: WAS SHE D-D-D-D-D-DUCKING?!?!

Boy 1: NO SHIT BRO, NO SHIT! Wait, no, you're supposed to say that she's hott...
by pseudonym anonymous now May 27, 2010
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A Duck!

Short form of the last part of the famous punchline "But that's not a Duck!" Saying "A Duck!" should always be followed by insane laughter for no perticular reason.

Also can be used as a random exclimation.
Bob and Jack are talking when Paul walks up. Bob suddenly yells "A duck!". Bob and Jack errupt in laughter. Paul is forced to laugh or admit he doesn't understand. It's great fun either way.
by Bobda November 30, 2004
mugGet the A Duck!mug.

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