TV dinners. Providing Americans with yet another way to stuff themselves in front of the TV since the 1950's
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Last night we did a progressive dinner downtown, with appetizers at Ben Pao, salad at Weber Grill, steaks at Gibson's, and dessert at the Cheesecake Factory.
by Ben Frey May 25, 2006
Get the progressive dinner mug.A horrible time. I was told hotdogs were on the menu, yet when I arrived, there was only sauerkraut. Sick bastard.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 21, 2005
Get the my dinner with satan mug."i'm hungry as fuck. guess i'll go down to rosco's chicken and waffels and get the jiggaboo chicken dinner."
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by marcus edwards December 25, 2007
Get the jiggaboo chicken dinner mug.I propose this definition as a challenge to the first definition, which, although substantially correct, is not entirely accurate. A dinner whore is a woman who accepts high-priced dinner dates from successful men with the knowledge that she has little, if any, romantic or sexual interest in them. Nevertheless, the dinner whore accepts these dates knowing full well that the invitation is motivated exclusively by the man's interest in a romantic or sexual relationship with her. The dinner whore is usually of upper middle-class birth, although the genus has been known to comprise the occasional middle-class aspirant. The dinner whore is almost always of average or better aesthetic merits yet tends to regard herself as more attractive than she actually is. She is rarely a knockout but is almost always well manicured and has invested substantial time, money, and effort in seeking to maximize what physical gifts she has been given. The dinner whore is usually youthful (21-35) and is most active between ages 24 and 30. She dwells in all climates and locales but is most often found in a metropolis, with most concentrated in or around New York City and Los Angeles. She has fairly eclectic appetites but evinces a general predisposition to doctors, lawyers, investment bankers, and other men who are associated, however ambiguously, with the world of finance.
Although it is commonly assumed that the dinner whore's primary aim is to obtain a high-priced dinner for nothing, this is but one element of a larger and more sordid agenda, which is predicated chiefly on general self-aggrandizement and ego innervation masked by the pretext of romantic interest. In addition to the free dinner, the dinner whore desires to be lavished with attention, even if it is from someone to whom she is not attracted. To the dinner whore, any moneyed attention is good attention. Further, the setting of an upscale restaurant furnishes the dinner whore with a captive audience of other socioeconomic elites, both men and women, who will see her receiving this attention and, she hopes, think better of her for it. Contrary to most assumptions, the dinner whore only rarely has sex with her prey. Although she is clearly interested in a quid pro quo, the ideal exchange is not sex in consideration of expensive dinners. Rather, she is interested in trading the PROSPECT of sex, however illusory, not only for the expensive dinners but also for the moneyed attention and the increased social visibility of an upscale setting.
* The dinner whore usually leaves the game in her early 30s, by which time her looks have begun to flag or, at least, be outshined by younger dinner whores. At this time, the dinner whore usually leaves the game and marries a short, balding Jewish man of significant although not overwhelming means.
Although it is commonly assumed that the dinner whore's primary aim is to obtain a high-priced dinner for nothing, this is but one element of a larger and more sordid agenda, which is predicated chiefly on general self-aggrandizement and ego innervation masked by the pretext of romantic interest. In addition to the free dinner, the dinner whore desires to be lavished with attention, even if it is from someone to whom she is not attracted. To the dinner whore, any moneyed attention is good attention. Further, the setting of an upscale restaurant furnishes the dinner whore with a captive audience of other socioeconomic elites, both men and women, who will see her receiving this attention and, she hopes, think better of her for it. Contrary to most assumptions, the dinner whore only rarely has sex with her prey. Although she is clearly interested in a quid pro quo, the ideal exchange is not sex in consideration of expensive dinners. Rather, she is interested in trading the PROSPECT of sex, however illusory, not only for the expensive dinners but also for the moneyed attention and the increased social visibility of an upscale setting.
* The dinner whore usually leaves the game in her early 30s, by which time her looks have begun to flag or, at least, be outshined by younger dinner whores. At this time, the dinner whore usually leaves the game and marries a short, balding Jewish man of significant although not overwhelming means.
"I thought I had something going with that chick Kristin, but I dropped $500 at Jean-Georges, and she didn't even give me head. Fucking bitch. She might be just another dinner whore."
by JimmyX February 19, 2008
Get the dinner whore mug.Diner Rat, unlike the similar but deragatory diner whore is usually used by the deziens of the diner to describe themselves. Often found in New Jersey where there is really nothing else to do, except go to the diner. Diner Rats all tend to know the other diner rats from their respective diners. Often there is a form of heriarchy based on how long a "rat" has been going to the diner or how often they are there.
Spending hours at the diner tends to lead to intense or comedic philisophical disscussions or tales that everyone already knows ie. No Shit, there we were.
Usually the diner rats know all the waitresses/hostesses and have their personal favorites.
Often ordering naught but coffee and water the rats usually leave a substanital tip occasionally equal to or greater than their actual bill.
Spending hours at the diner tends to lead to intense or comedic philisophical disscussions or tales that everyone already knows ie. No Shit, there we were.
Usually the diner rats know all the waitresses/hostesses and have their personal favorites.
Often ordering naught but coffee and water the rats usually leave a substanital tip occasionally equal to or greater than their actual bill.
Diner Rat 1: Why are we always here?
Diner Rat 2: We're diner rats. It's what we do.
Diner Godfather: Guys chill we have to plan for the zombie apocalypse.
Tourist leaving diner: Those guys have been at that table since befoe we got here.
Diner rat overhearing conversation: oh good everyone else is here.
Diner Rat 2: We're diner rats. It's what we do.
Diner Godfather: Guys chill we have to plan for the zombie apocalypse.
Tourist leaving diner: Those guys have been at that table since befoe we got here.
Diner rat overhearing conversation: oh good everyone else is here.
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