derbied

derbied
/dərpiəd/
INFORMAL
exclamation
1.
used as a substitute for a negative verb, regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action.

Tyler Parker derbied when sending that text.

by PewbNoob June 20, 2019

Kentucky Derby

When you're hitting your bitch from behind and you stick both fingers up her corresponding nostrils like a bridal. Use those reins to gain full control of the pony.

"how did you place in the Kentucky Derby last night"

"Dude...let's just say Seabiscut is in retirement"

by Mick503 March 29, 2017

kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.

I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.

by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017

Mushroom Derby

A pie flavour at the Cottage Bakehouse in Kingsland

Darnell - Hey did you get a Mushroom Derby for lunch?
Jamie - Nah g

by Olaf McNamara-Ramirez March 8, 2017

Manchester Derby

A football match that used to be entertaining, but is now a local derby between a club with no history and a club with no future.

"Hey the Manchester Derby is on"
No one cares city will just win 3-0"

by offsidegoalfc November 8, 2023

derby 69

When the person being teabagged donkey punches the recipient.

I got fed up of him sticking his balls in my mouth so I gave him a Derby 69

by bangtidy69 January 15, 2024

Derby 69

When a person being teabaged donkey punches the recipient.

I got fed up of him sticking his balls in my mouth so I gave him a derby 69

by bangtidy69 January 15, 2024