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Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a turd in the toilet, for others to view and be amazed by
Lucy left Duncan a decorative log.

'Wow!' Duncan said 'what's gone into that?!'
by Barneyfowell June 22, 2016
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delogambino

This is a person who is very talented.He's a hard working person and always does shit right.He's talented especially musically and always willing to try new things.He will always keep pretty females around.He will always keep money and never go broke.Hes handsome,Loving but a savage in these streets and a beast in the sheets.
That guy Delogambino is so talented.
by Justin YRN. December 19, 2016
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deborahlee

The crazy cake under the icing queen in practice. Short tampered. Fighter. Determine. Awsome in the bedroom; You want to try. Smart, mentally disturbed in one way or another. Caring. Usually tried pleasing others until she gets ripped off one to many times or abused by a man. She only want love.
I went to deborahlee'so and she hit me with a water balloon full of pee and rotten eggs for ripping her off.
by Dubbielee January 25, 2017
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Decorative Muscle

Decorative muscle is when a person (almost always a male) looks large and very strong physically, but in actuality is far weaker than they appear. This usually stems from one of the following ordeals:

1.) Using repetition in weight lifting which causes one's muscle mass to increase, while only gaining minimal boosts in strength.

2.) Skin complexion (muscle highlights much better on people with darker skin tones).

3.) A higher amount of fast-twitch muscle fibers which are great for short, explosive bursts of power rather than endurance and longevity.

4.) Focusing more on gaining mass rather than actually becoming stronger.
John was huge and very imposing at 6'2" and 225 lbs, but you should have seen the shock on his face when 5'9", 170 lb Daniel not only beat him at arm wrestling, but benched and squatted more than him aswell. It turns out than John had a bad case of decorative muscle.
by Robjef622 May 6, 2017
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deforably

A combination of definitely + probably. When you are fairly certain of something but are reluctant to admit it.
It's raining cats and dogs, you'll be soaked again. -Most deforably.
by Ethieles July 12, 2017
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Desorate

The pathetic desolate outcome resulting from the desparate efforts of fuck boy to get anybody to notice or touch them
If he doesn't stop sending out the same copy and pasted message of "im horny, you about?" he will desorate himself
by CB_92 January 27, 2019
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DeLorean

Comparing something cool and futuristic to the DeLorean from Back to the Future.
Sure it doesn't fly, but Tesla's new self-driving cars are very DeLorean.

Pfft, you call that a hoverboard? Weak. That electric skateboard is way more DeLorean
by Shazzu Batman April 16, 2019
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