Definitions by Barneyfowell

Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a turd in the toilet, for others to view and be amazed by

Lucy left Duncan a decorative log.

'Wow!' Duncan said 'what's gone into that?!'

Intentionally leaving a shit in the toilet for others to view and be amazed by.

Lucy left Duncan a decorative log

'Wow!' said Duncan 'What's gone into that?!'