Demon Time

After 12 in the morning, saying “its demon time” is another word of saying you’re horny.

Him: “Its Demon Time”
Her: What does that mean?
Him: Basically saying im horny but without actually saying it.

by TOP4 May 28, 2020

cock demon

The mythical creature that causes morning wood

Oh, man, I had a visit from the cock demon last night.

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

demonic possession

in religious folk and supernatural beliefs, a form of spiritual possession whereby certain violent and evil higher dimensional entities, or demonic entities, gain control over a person's body, which is then used for whatever purpose they like. Unlike in channelling (but channeling can be a doorway such as a ouija board) or other so called 'harmless' forms of possession, the subject has no control over the possessing entity and so it will persist until forced to leave the victim, usually through a form of exorcism. However some rumor's say that exorcisms are just a hoax and the 'demons' or 'higher dimensional's are just playing games with the mortal children. Many cultures and religions contain some concept of demonic possession, but the details vary considerably.

The details variance has been accounted to human imagination, differences in demons, psychological conditions, mental illness, dementia, subjective experience, cultural differences, and hoaxes.

As with anything supernatural, it may take eyewitness accounts to believe or not to believe.

Everyone has their own theory and that is urban legend.

Judith: Hi guys! Wanna come over to my house tonight and play with the new Ouija board i just bought?

Sonia: No Way! I know of a girl who is, my cousin's, best friend's, boyfriend's, sister. Who tried that game and became demonically possessed! demonic possession! They all saw it. It was for real! She had to go to a priest to get it out of her! Are you crazy! What would your parents say?

Jon: Yeah man. That's like playing with fire. I'd rather smoke some weed. At least that won't possess me!

Judith: Oh ok. guess I'll have to get people that actually have some guts. Go smoke a tree. I have better stuff to do, like channel my spirit guide.

by RobinJoyJoy November 16, 2009

pinky demon

The ubiquitous, pink monsters in id Software's original Doom games. They have massive, snarling jaws and commonly killed with a chainsaw. Sometimes called "butt monsters" for their vague resemblance to a human posterior with legs, they are officially called "demons" by id Software.

The barrels exploded, killing a pinky demon and three imps.

by Timotheus325 January 21, 2009

Demon-Dick

When you hook up with a guy and the dick is SO good but he literally destroys your soul

i.e. he sends you a gift basket of pleasure in the form of dick as you begin your slow descent to hell.

George Clooney had quite the case of demon-dick back in the day.

Walmart Fabio probably thinks he has a case of demon-dick but he literally just kills souls with his personality alone.

by A Minnesotan August 29, 2019

Lemon demon

1. Lemon
2. Demon
3. Karkalious

4. Lemon demon

:33< Cool songs dude

Lemon demon: hello I am lemon demon on a secret account. give me your credit card information so I can make music.

Person: OH MY GOD NEILLLL AKA LEMON DEMON!!!!!

Lemon demon: yes that is me. Please give me your credit card information.

Person: OH MY GOD LEMON DEMON!!!!

by TheChalkSystem.com March 26, 2021

minge demon

Relating to the genatalia of a chav hore or other dirty girl whos legs are too often wide open. The minge demon lives inside of the minge giving a foul smelling residue that on occasion peers out of the gash attaching itself to the participating penis resulting in a strange burning sensation

Yesterday that filthy chav whore opened up her legs and the minge demon smiled at me before causing a nasty rash on my member

by Bean, Dave May 17, 2005