What you're reading right now, but without all the assholes, anti-Americans, dumbass n00bs, atrocious grammar, made up words, slang, gibberish, and other crap.
by Cyberquad April 6, 2004
Get the Dictionary mug.A sex act invented in a thought experiment by two stoned virgins and popularized via Urban Dictionary. No human being, alive or dead, has ever actually performed this sex act, but it has attained a degree of cultural currency through shock value.
Stoner 1: Dude... like... what if you, like, went to titty-bang a girl, but then totally took a dump and then sat in it?
Stoner 2: Baahahaha hahaha haha ha ha hahaha ha we should call that a Cleveland steamer!
Stoner 1: Uh... why?
Stoner 2: Because, like, the poop would steam if it's cold out... and it's like Cleveland!
Stoner 1: Hahahaha yeah totally. This is going to be the best Urban Dictionary sex act ever.
Stoner 2: Baahahaha hahaha haha ha ha hahaha ha we should call that a Cleveland steamer!
Stoner 1: Uh... why?
Stoner 2: Because, like, the poop would steam if it's cold out... and it's like Cleveland!
Stoner 1: Hahahaha yeah totally. This is going to be the best Urban Dictionary sex act ever.
by chaos5023 October 5, 2011
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A person who posts definitions on Urban Dictionary concerning a special friend that they would like to fuck.
"UD Flirting" as it is known is one of the lowest form of courtship known to Man and is generally frowned upon by the editors of the website.
In some cases UD Flirting can be seen as sweet and cute but in all honesty it can only be classified as sad. Sometimes it can even be declared creepy.
URBAN DICTIONARY IS NOT A DATING SITE! YOU WANT THAT KIND OF STUFF THEN YOU GO ON TO GOOGLE AND TYPE IS DATING WEBSITE!
People in the Know know that the only true way to properly flirt on the internet by posting is to create a Blog-spot in their name and post all of their fears, tweaks and personality flaws. These internet shrines are hard to start but believe me, all you prospective daters out there, this will work no matter what she says in her summons to court!
"UD Flirting" as it is known is one of the lowest form of courtship known to Man and is generally frowned upon by the editors of the website.
In some cases UD Flirting can be seen as sweet and cute but in all honesty it can only be classified as sad. Sometimes it can even be declared creepy.
URBAN DICTIONARY IS NOT A DATING SITE! YOU WANT THAT KIND OF STUFF THEN YOU GO ON TO GOOGLE AND TYPE IS DATING WEBSITE!
People in the Know know that the only true way to properly flirt on the internet by posting is to create a Blog-spot in their name and post all of their fears, tweaks and personality flaws. These internet shrines are hard to start but believe me, all you prospective daters out there, this will work no matter what she says in her summons to court!
When you search for "Marianna" what do you find? Go on do it... I'm not busy by any means. I'm to busy fucking because of my virtual shrine...
I had to put in URBAN DICTIONARY FLIRTER as part of their screening process.
I had to put in URBAN DICTIONARY FLIRTER as part of their screening process.
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Get the Urban Dictionary Mug Ads mug.For people who have low self-esteem, that they make definitions about their names so they can feel better.
People: Look at Helen, shes on Urban Dictionary, I wonder what she is typing.
Helen: I'm so sad that I have to make a Urban Dictionary Name Definition to make myself feel better.
Helen: I'm so sad that I have to make a Urban Dictionary Name Definition to make myself feel better.
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Get the Urban Dictionary Name Definition mug.The thing you are reading on this right now, most definitions are about sex but this one is normal, I think. Urban dictionary is a good place to search random stuff for random and funny definitions, we all like a but of a laugh! Whenever we think of a word they want to search up, we do and we get the most random results., so you probably searched up the name of this website just to see some random definitions on what people may thing of maybe you just want someone to link the word Urban Dictionary to some type of sex thing, but except the sexual relations when they are not needed, Urban dictionary is the place to be! Search up anything and if there are no results, make your own! They are worth it.
P1: hey dude let’s search up “Urban dictionary” to see what comes up in the actual website
P2: I’m doing it! Hmm, these are great definitions!
P2: I’m doing it! Hmm, these are great definitions!
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