The YouTube Curse

A curse that gives you the inability to go on YouTube without ending up on the "weird side". Side-effects normally include rapid decrease in productivity, the exposure to scarring videos, and very strange dreams.

"Hey, bro, did you pull up that video yet?"
"Nah man, I found an interpretive dance to the Pete's a Pizza audiobook."
"It's literally been five minutes since I left! You must have the YouTube curse."

by That Person That Wrote That September 14, 2013

The Subway Curse

A dangerous curse. If you work at subway, eventually you will end up seeing subway everywhere. If you leave, it will stay with you for a short period of time. If you return, you will immediately see it the day of your return.

The subway curse is back! The moment I started back, my bike was stolen.

by Empty_handed_75 March 10, 2020

Cutler's Curse

After the Chicago Bears and their dunce GM Ryan pace parted way with QB Jay Cutler, the team was given a six-year curse in honor of Cutler's jersey number where the team will face a six-year period of misery and despair. The curse expires after the year 2023 -- the same year Cutler will be eligible to be voted into the Hall of Fame.

The Bears signed Nick Foles, Mike Glennon, and drafted Mitchell Trubisky. When will Cutler's curse ever end?

by Jay Cutler HOF 2023 March 18, 2020

The Dragoon Curse

When a party of Final Fantasy XIV Online players fail to clear a raid because one of the players plays a Dragoon.

- "I can't believe we need to spend 2 hours trying to clear E5S 2 months after it's been released."
- "Dude, it's "The Dragoon Curse"..."
-"Ah... that makes sense."

by ThreesomeLak May 19, 2020

Cursed Cat

Cursed Cats are a genre of meme that consists of cats with oddly weird things about them, very funny memes that everyone can get a laugh at.

Want to see some Cursed Cats?
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by _cqt August 27, 2020

Thanksgiving Curse

A curse when something bad happens to you every year around Thanksgiving, maybe you get sick, or injured, or maybe you burned the turkey.

Charles: Bro I'm not gonna be able to eat with you today, I have a nasty fever.

Brad: That sounds like you have a Thanksgiving Curse..

by Stickydoggy69 November 19, 2022

Sods curse

Sods curse stays with someone from when they were born to when they die. Its relation to sods law or (Murphy’s law) depicts to when fate is mocking you. However in sods curse, fate mocks you your whole life making your experience with living incredibly horrible and pathetic. An example is if someone is clumsy by nature to a severe degree as in falling over, misplacing and walking into things resulting in pain. In latence terms you have luck so bad that is doesn't even seem possible to be that unlucky.

My whole life nothing has gone right for me. “oh then you might have Sods curse”

by Dots keeper of words March 22, 2022